My name is Geri and I am here to say I like the peter, so you know I aint gay I met Phatboy and he was cute as could be but then he told me he was into pee I met Bigmama and she was a giant lard ass she offered me some pussy, I had to pass I met Pukey too, she was eating pumpkin pie I asked her for some booty, she said she would rather die. Then I met Joe, the anti Obamma he was so boring, I fell into a coma Well off to meet Dwaine, he says he will shart in my face... yall are all fucked up, yet I love this place
I wrote one for Daisey Her name is Dasiey , in case you didnt know she loves smokin pot , takin pills, and being a ho if you got 20 bucks , go to your nearest 7-11 she will blow you, toss you and take you to heaven if her business is slow and you still need a blow. take her a pack of smokes and a 40... boom - there you go that bitch will be bent over quick as shit... if you dont get a nut, then a ho you must hit if 20 bucks you can not afford, borrow a few buck from her kid... that sells drugs from his skate board ...
Phatty's got seven dollars Thinks he can hang with the ballers What will that get him? A 40 of skim and a gimped up limb No phatty ain't jokin' 'Bout the cock he be smokin' And Phatty ain't lyin' 'Bout the hoes he's been buyin' (or should I say tryin'?) See Phatty's got skill and Phatty's got game Unfortunately, it's all played out, busted and lame
Homewrecker is mad cause Geri is cuter and the fact, she aint got no cooter her hair is plastic and hard to brush put her in the over, and she turns to mush her heels are arched whay too high she cant blink, when something gets in her eye she is not as cool as most people may think her house is plastic, purple and pink I do like her as an online friend even though , her arms dont bend
I aint lyin, bout the things Im buying Drinking beers with HORES, is opening new doors there's no cold clam in this town, they have hot chicks with hair of blond, red, and even brown and they dont mind showin boobies to this phat clown If I play my cards right she might go down, or even let me stick my finger in her brown - - - stinky hole and slap her with a sanchez of the dirty persuasion, she might be mexican, or even asian Im so drunk I cant stop swayin werd
