My dick's....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by phatboy, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    ...hard and my balls are smokin,

    your breath stinks and I aint jokin


    Carry on.
     
  2. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    Your dick is limp, your balls are powder
    You ain't gettin' my clam chowder
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You put yogurt or jell-o pudding in it?
     
  4. Homewrecker

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    I like to get my Omega 3s going on down there. Fish oil, baby.
     
  5. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    your areolas are big and your dick is average...
    too damn bad it tastes like cabbage.
    Your navel is full of lint and cheese..
    you always be scratchin yo ass as if it had fleas.

    Your balls be dusty, long and flabby,
    and smell like the armpit of an Indian cabbie.

    -
     
  6. Corey_Haim

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    I thrust my vomit and all the piss fingers shit;
    I punch my blood and all is stab again.
    (I grind I bash you up inside my dirt.)

    The semens go smashing out in stinky and dirty,
    And swollen zit destroys in:
    I kill my balls and all the taint sucks asshole.

    I fucked that you poked me into tits
    And slam me hard, drinked me quite horny.
    (I grind I bash you up inside my dirt.)

    Maxi pad gargles from the tampon, douche's fists eat:
    Shit knife and razor's mace:
    I kill my balls and all the taint sucks asshole.

    I pissed you'd puke the way you scratch,
    But I lick crusty and I stroke your hairspray.
    (I grind I bash you up inside my dirt.)

    I should have tickled a sock instead;
    At least when condoms kick they jump back again.
    I kill my balls and all the taint sucks asshole.

    (I grind I bash you up inside my dirt.)
     
  7. Corey_Haim

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    My Love


    Your skin glows like the fag, blossoms dirty as the dead rose in the purest hope of spring.
    My heart follows your skin flute voice and leaps like a beaver at the whisper of your name.
    The evening floats in on a great fairy wing.
    I am comforted by your condom that I carry into the twilight of icebeams and hold next to my balls.
    I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of semen.
    As my cock falls from my douchebag, it reminds me of your fart.
    In the quiet, I listen for the last queef of the day.
    My heated ass leaps to my jockstrap. I wait in the moonlight for your secret grease so that we may bounce as one, ass to ass, in search of the magnificient black and mystical bed of love.
     
  8. Fat-N-Sassy

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    Very good CORKY!!!
     
  9. BIGMAMA

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    Corey ... I do not like the word semen .. as a lady, I find it very offencive
     
  10. phatboy

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    Your vag is red and swollen,
    The pinto you just wrecked was stolen,
    The green stuff oozing out looks like it's moldin
    The flies it attracts number many,
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    dont poke fun cause my vag is red...
    or I'll poke fun cause you get no head

    Your dick had a sore, that looked like corn..
    thats why I be sticking to watchin youporn.

    you swore you would pull out, and now I'm late..
    guess I shoulda stuck to watching tube8

    your dick sores started oozin so we need no lube...
    the video was so nasty, they would not show it on xtube.

    ( BTW - I myself never really visit those sites)
     
    Last edited: Nov 4, 2009
  12. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You told me I was your first!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    my neck is jacked and im slightly retarded
    oh excuse me. my vag just farted

    my bush looks like the head of Bob Marley
    but that never stopped my cousin Charlie

    but I aint like Bigmama, a big fat slut
    I only take it , deep in my but
     
  14. Cousin Geri

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    Edited and deleted...

    nevermind that one was a lil too nasty... and made myself sick...
    '
     
  15. Homewrecker

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    Born Millicent Barbie Roberts in March of '59
    Blonde hair, blue eyes, props to my Aryan blood line
    Perfect hair, perfect tits, body by Mattel
    All you jealous bitches, burn in fuckin' hell
    Painted smile, plastic shoes, dream house by the bay
    Hard body boyfriend named Ken, shame he's flamin' gay
    Never needed a sugar daddy to eat my plastic cooter
    Own my own damn 'vette, van, winnie, stang and scooter
    Been a model, a rocker, a nurse, the list goes on and on
    Also been a junkie, just got some shit out of pawn
    Well, I gotta go, gotta dash, gotta run
    AC Slater just woke up and wants to have some fun
     
  16. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    that was great.

    Im tryin to think of one for me, but it sounds so depressing ...
     
  17. phatboy

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    She takes it from behind,
    She love to 69,
    When she give you head
    it'll curl your toes like you're dead
    She loves to swallow your gravy
    then sit around bein lazy
    dont ask her to do no chores,
    or she's out your front fuckin door....


    Hows that?
     
  18. BIGMAMA

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    that does not sound like me

    I get yelled at about DOING chores
    and I aint all into the gravy
    and I dont like 69

    here is yours

    he sure misses gettin some kitty cat
    so he jerks off to porn called scat

    powders them ball till they dusty
    pore dick aint been used so its a lil rusty

    now I aint sayin da nigga aint fuckable
    but he is kinda geeky like Heathcliff Huxtable
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    SCAT????

    Gross. You're just mad cause I wouldnt let you give me a blumpkin.

    :)
     
  20. BIGMAMA

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    I dont know what that is...and I anit googlin it.
     

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