okay, So I just ate a hot dog for the first time in almost 2 years

goddamn what a bad choice for lunch UGH

 

Did you at least spit the vein out this time?



Sicko.

 

Did it have onions and all that junk on it?

 

Which end did you eat first?

 

mustard chili and slaw. I felt like shit all day afterwards.

 

Well, duh. That's murder on your digestive system.

We call it 'hotdog sauce' here and not chili.

 

If you're gonna eat a hot dog... get one from Rudy's in Holland, OH. Or one from Yocco's in Allentown, PA. Those hot dogs rock.

 

I eat tofu pups sometimes. I just melt cheese and put ketchup on them. I used to eat them with salsa in my wild and crazy onion days.

 

Anyone who sticks anything remotely resembling a hotdog in their mouth is disgusting unless it is covered with the scent of a woman.

 

so you are what they called a cuckold...or fag. You will suck a cock if has been in a vagina

 

No. But I will eat a hotdog that comes straight from a vag.

Lemme give you a hint, sweetie.

 

oh a dyke... a butch dyke. Watch out babe. BIGMAMA will all ova dat shit.

http://forums.fugly.com/showthread.php?t=11504&highlight=butch

I don't know if you will be butch enough for her

 

She sounds intriguing. I've got a broken ankle (hate crime) and am stuck inside until it heals so I'm sure we'll meet.

 

well if you are stuck inside , you will not meet her. you can always find her at Dunkin Donuts or an All you can eat buffet. I'm pretty sure she would offer you the "all you can eat" option

 

Great. I can nibble at her glaze then.

 

your name? does it mean Tiny D and in dick.-do you have one of those monster clits?

 

I try not to look at it, so I grew a bush to cover it up.

 

Yeah I like hot dogs but I think they just sort of sit there in your gut talking twice as long to digest probably due to all the processing and preservatives.