hypothetically

would it be child abuse if... you duck taped a diaper on a kid. like no tape touches the kid...

um I have this friend... who has a toddler... and it keeps taking off the diaper and shitting in the floor. He keeps doing it, no matter how many times you rub his nose in it .

 

Tell your, uh friend, that liquid nails works better.

 

He learned it from watching you.

Glad I never got knocked up.

 

You keep takin it in the shitter and you want have to worry about getting preggers.

 

I would do it. I don't know if that is the correct answer or not, but I would do it.

 

The duct tape doesn't sound like child abuse but rubbing his nose in the shit like you would a puppy...................................

 

Well unlike a puppy, Im pretty sure it would only take once to get the message across.

 

Still sounds like child abuse to me whether it takes one time or ten.

 

I think she was being facetious?

duck taped w-out touching the skin so as to keep it on I do not see as a big deal if it is not overly tight.

 

I'm a little dissapointed that no one has mentioned staples yet. So yeah, staples.

 

staple gun

 

Beat you fucker!

 

nail gun

 

Hot glue gun.

 

I suppose superglue seems a little tame

 

Stun gun

 

So there is an idea shock the shit out of em then put the diaper on.

 

Im going to just feed him cheese.. that way he will not shit so much and have hard turds.. easy to clean up

 

why not just diaper pin them to the kid, they'll absorb any blood caused by piercing the skin.


:biggrin:

 

Just keep him on the barbie skin couch 24/7.