Watch Forest Gump he is on TV right now at my place. One of the best movies of all time. Laugh your ass off uncontrollably even till your belly hurts and you are gasping for breath. This will trigger natural endorphins and you will get a natural high. It works better though if you smoke a bowl of some good Sinsemilla. Or have some of Lomo's brownies.
No and no. I'm taking some Ambien but not counting on anything. I just have to deal with life sober all of the time.
only other thing i could suggest is a mixture of odd daily suppliments. my old ems partner put the right ( or wrong ) concoction together and got buzzed pretty good and hallucinated as well. it was a mix of st johns wort and a few other things. he was someone who has never done any sort of drug and it was a pretty interesting experience for him.