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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, Oct 5, 2009.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    Life's been pretty hectic as of late, anything new with you guys?
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    No. This place is boring. Don't you have a nice work story to tell?
     
  3. Fernando

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    I have plenty of course my dear. I'll tell you the infamous story of kid trying to bribe us.
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    Do Tell
     
  5. Fernando

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    It was a typical day, Halloween 2 just came out and we were refusing teenagers left and right as they were trying to barge their way in, or trying to buy different tickets and just walk into it. It never worked, we always guarded the door, many angry kids, but one thought he could do it differently. He was short, buzzed hair, maybe asian, I really couldn't tell. But he had his father's drivers license on him. I noticed it wasn't him, but he had his on him anyhow, which was odd. I asked him who he intended to buy the tickets for, and his friends did not have their ids on them of course. Why you would bring a purse with no drivers liscense i beyond me actually, think that would be the first thing in there.

    Anyhow, we tell them they need parental consent if they wish to see the movie, he says he is their brother, clearly not. We repeat, parent, to which he says, "Why?" and we tell him the policy we have. He won't take it though, he asks to buy another ticket for himself. We tell him no, he gets a bit fussy, starting to jibba jabba about how it would affect us rather than giving us more money. He literally goes on about it for the next 15 minutes, keeps telling us no one will find out. It's the whole principal of it now that won't let this doucher kid in. If a kid is nice, we will generally let it slide, but he was clearly an asshole this whole time, looking like he was stoned.

    He leaves in a rather diplomatic way, no yelling or anything that is common with the "I couldn't get in" type. A few hours later, his dad comes in, buying tickets for everyone. It's fine, this happens all the time. Regretfully, we let him in with his pre teen buddies. Later in the night, the announcer for the theater noticed kids in the back drinking from bottles, we send the security guard in, and a few minutes later comes the same kid, smuggling alcohol into the theater. He promptly tries to defend himself, saying he will pay us extra to drink it. We tell him no, he pulls out a 20, we still say no. So he calls it "Some bullshit." and leaves, currently he is resilient to throw it out, and begins to drink it outside, we call the cops on him. They are like a block away and arrest him for drinking in public or something, we noticed he was trying to strike a deal with them too, but thankfully no dice.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    I'd be nervous that the kid would come back with a gun. Kids are crazy these days. God, I sound 79.
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    YOU! DISHONOR YOUR FAMILY!

    Poor Asian kid can't get a break these days.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    I'm just glad he didn't go all Va Tech on his ass.
     

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