Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

 

yo momma so hairy, bigfoot took pictures of her

 

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

 

Your momma is so nasty the roaches in her house drive dune buggies.

 

Your momma so nasty her crabs spray her with RAID.

 

Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model.

 

Yo Mama is so big & Hairy she went for a visit to New York and they shut down the Empire States Building just in case..

 

Your momma so fat, they used her tape worm in the movie 'tremors'.

 

Yo momma ain't so bad... she would give you the hair off of her back!

 

Yo momma so stupid she was taking a shit got done then looked in the bowl and said oh a SNICKERS!

 

Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV to watch the couch.

 

Yo mama's so nasty she has crabs in her mustache.

 

Two peanuts walk down an ally...one was a-salted!

 

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a penny and squeezed a booger out of Lincoln's nose.

 

how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

pick it up and suck its dick

 

How do you know if you have really bad acne? When a blind man can read your face.

 

2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

 

Did you hear the one about the queer indian?

He was a brave sucker.