Don't have babies with Bruce Willis

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Homewrecker, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    or Demi Moore (well, she's too old now anyway) or they will look like:



    Seriously, no photo manipulation. That's her real face.

     
  2. BIGMAMA

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    I dont think she is ugly... but I would take mom or dad's credit card and go buy some lips.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I'm so glad I am not rich and famous because I would feel pressure to fix my face, but if I were her and had the $$$ I would:

    Shave down my chin and jaw

    Shorten my nose

    Plump my upper lip
     
  4. BIGMAMA

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    Like her nose, I think it is her best feature... I would just plump the lips.. go to the best eyebrow guy, and - she is cute
     
  5. AC Slater

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    You know who else you shouldn't have babies with?


     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    hey that looks my crew... I just need a black baby ... I hear those are easy to get.

    and according to a crack head that reads cards in a titty bar parking lot... my true love is a black man - with blue eyes

    Im keeping an eye out for him
     
  7. Schmed

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    Her chin looks awful, like plastic surgery gone wrong.
     
  8. Cousin Geri

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    you guys only think she is ugly because she came from famous people. If she worked at Kroger , you would say - hey she is cute.

    she has her mom's NATURAL face.
     
  9. phatboy

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    It's like she got some of the best of Demi's features and the worst of Bruces'.
     
  10. Schmed

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    Well she's not bald or anything...
     
  11. Homewrecker

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    She's ugly to the point that I feel sorry for her and that's pretty ugly.
     
  12. phatboy

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    She has his square head.
     
  13. Piggy Piggy

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    That chin is a boxer's dream. Amazing what an ugly kid two attractive people can make. :eek: She looks like my foot with makeup on.
     
  14. Nauseous

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    HAHAHA... that was funny as hell. :biggrin:
     

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