I don't usually sign up to these forum things, but dammmmnnnnn girl, you are fine. Want me to swing by in my Trans-Am and show you a good time??
I need to see a picture of you and the TA to know that you are real and not some frontin' ass plastic douche in a Tonka truck.
This is the only pic I have, it's an older one before I had my sleeves done and dyed my hair. Don't worry girl, that's my sister in the drivers seat. Want me to pick you up a pack of smokes on the way over,, I don't mind, cause I'm a classy dude.
That's a vette. I know because I used to have a yellow one. WTF are you doing in that picture? You look like you just got a divorce and she took everything. How clean do you keep your ears?
We were visiting our friends Ken and Barbie at their beach house, maybe you know them? They had a divorce awhile back, now Ken and I go out partying! Did I say Trans Am? My bad. So how about it, I'll bring a carton of Virginia Slims.
I'll smoke anything. Well, you might be a change of pace from my last boyfriend. I am still trying to get rid of the headlice and that patchouli stench doesn't wash out of satin sheets for anything.
Now I have that Rasta Man song in my head by Vanilla Ice. I'm ashamed I can still remember some of the words, "rasta man you know you jammin' so smooth, you rockin' on the mic and you can only improve... rasta man, you know you jammin' so sweet, i like the way you put the lyrics to the funky beat" :frown:
Hey babe, I picked you up an outfit last night, mind wearing it for me?? I can't stand patchouli, let's hang at my place tonight. My last girl got caught up in the wrong crowd, her pimp made her steal my wallet one night and I had to call it quits, that bitch was crazy.
Nice panties around the ankles. REAL whores don't wear panties. I hate junkies. I let this girl live with me for a while until I kicked her out. She said she was a starving artist and she painted weird shit... all brown. I think it was feces. Anyway, if she wasn't painting, she was slumped up against a wall looking vacant. I can't believe my ex had sex with her.
She wasn't always a whore, well not a paid one at any rate. She used to be just kinky. One time she put a cam in the room and didn't tell me.
I think AC is a slut... I found these pics under his car seat ummm he likes him some dark daddy meat he also likes to hang with the boys... and well ... no words needed for this funny thing is, the last pic looks like it was taken at my house.
all of you look like shit ... compared to the dolls in this videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo
