Happy Birth day Doowayne

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

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    I would have forgotten , but his hooker ass has been remindin people all week on Facebook.

    Happy B day slut.
     
  2. phatboy

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    Happy Birthday, Maybe you should get a fresh hooker for your 'love' box....
     
  3. Nauseous

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  4. Schmed

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    Happy day of birth!!!
     
  5. Lomotil

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    9/9/9

    You'll never have another birthday like it.
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    I see you are going to be all cool and not reply to this thread... douche
     
  7. Zoop

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    Happy Birthday Doowayne
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    no, not being cool, just not used to complements. The past two days, I have had 8 different ladies tell me I was Attractive, charming, witty, and Sexy. I personally don't see it. If I was so "attractive" or "sexy" how come I can't get a date?

    Anywho, that you all so much for your well wishes. I had a wonderful night, and a date with a beautiful woman, that I can't have, oh whom wants me also. Rhonda call me Ill explain, maybe I can hook up with the Meth mom here and blow a load on her face to make me forget about HER for at least 30 minutes or so.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    How do you go on a date with someone who wants you but you can't have? Does she live in a bubble or something? :confused:
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    probably married ... you damn homewrecker ... probably to his friend. just my guess.... and my guesses have been pretty damn good lately ...

    David Carridene, Druggie Daisy,
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    and you wonder why I never tell you anything
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    you didnt tell me that.. niggah I aint talked to you in over 3 weeks .. I just guessed ... sheeesh.. I cant help it I swear my powers are getting stronger
     
  13. BullGod666

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    Happy birthday Dwayne
     
  14. Dilaudid Daisy

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    I am guess your stupid ass is revering to me. I don't get it here. You fuck wads are so sad and patheitc. I understand that BIGMAMA is the queen around here and runs her fat mouth. Fuck all of you.
     
  15. moremetal4mepls

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    Happy belated B-day squirrel.;)
     
  16. phatboy

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    She's actually a drag queen. With very broad shoulders.
     
  17. moremetal4mepls

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    I have wondered with a name like dilaudid daisy, just how bogus the charges are. A name can say a lot about a person....
     
  18. BIGMAMA

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    Exactly... its not like she came on as "Mormon Mandy" or Silly Sally or Sluty Susan or Kinky Kelly or ... well you get it
     
  19. phatboy

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    You lost me at kinky kelly, is pukey like that???
     
  20. BIGMAMA

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    and Tiny tallywacker Tommy, Cheetah Charlie, Dick head Dewain, raunchy Rhonda,
     

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