I somehow managed to sprain my neck in my sleep....hurts like hell but I now have a bunch of Valium and Percocet thanks to my doc....they also gave me a shot of morphine when I went in, sometimes being dumb pays off!
Sometimes I fall asleep and cut off the circulation to my arm it feels all paralyzed then as oxygen and new blood slowly moves in it tingles. I doubt the doctor would give me morphine or anything like that for it though. Besides the symptoms only last a minute or so. :frown:
I wake up sometimes with my hand/arm asleep across my face. Since it's dead and numb, when I first wake up I don't realize it is my hand, so I panic and throw it off of me and then my arm gets thrown against the nightstand.
I woke up with both arms dead one time... Phone was ringing, and I am sure it looked funny as hell me trying to answer that phone.
Occasionally, I wake up with a paralyzed female at my side... I never know how she got there, just that she needs to be dropped off somewhere hospitable before she awakens.
I got a bit drunk the other week and wet my cell phone with pee as I had fallen to sleep on the train and had wet my jeans
I had both legs and one arm asleep once. I have no idea how I did that. I did something to my elbow last night. It's all sore inside my elbow... like maybe it was bent for several hours. Dream sharing time! I had a dream last night that these guys were picking on this bird and it couldn't fly very well (it was a big bird) so I bent down and the bird flew up on my back but then it wouldn't get down and I took it to the vet and as they were trying to get it off me, it bit the shit out of me and I was trying to pull it's head off and it wouldn't let go and it's neck stretched like three feet and I was wrapping it around my fist and it wouldn't die or let go and finally it did and I had a huge chunk of flesh missing and you could see the muscles and everything all the way down to the bone. That sucked because I love birds. It was like a white crow... do they even exist? Shit, guess they do. This gave me creepy deja-vu
