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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dilaudid Daisy, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    I have been a long time reader, check in about 3-4 times a month and read the topics that appealed to me. Looks like I will be regular now. Due to some bogus charges, I have 3 months of house arrest.

    I understand that the noobs here get slammed so lets get it over with.
    I would love to have an avatar pic of myself, but can't figure out how to shrink a pic. As soon as learn how, I will put it up.
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    I use Microsoft Picture manager because it is so damn easy and Microsoft puts out such good software.

    Open the pic in MS Picture manager

    Chose "Picture" off the top menu then "resize" after that type in what size you want.

    Oh yeah and also.

    Fuckoff noob! :rolleyes:
     
  3. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    thanks but I don't think I have that. I am not very computer smart. I will figure it out tomorrow.
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    Since you are on house arrest... that means I can still come over and get BJs!!! How about it, Susan Adkins? A little for the cheezepuppy?
     
  5. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You belong in jail, loser.
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Welcome aboard Daisy.

    Or dan. Whatever your name is.

    So did you get in trouble for living too close to a school bus stop?
     
  7. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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  8. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    LMAO I was not news worthy. So I don't think you will find my pic.
     
  9. Piggy Piggy

    Piggy Piggy New Member

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    What's your address? I'll bring you "D's" in exchange for sex. :)
     
  10. Acne

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    Is that a bowling shirt you are wearing?

    You kinda remind me of Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    wow, you are like pretty trashy looking... you should like here, the guys like em skanky up in here. Take a bunch of Dilaudid and sleep through your 3 months of home jail.

    what is with all the people with drug names on here?
     
  12. GAS

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    So what were the "bogus charges"?
     
  13. phatboy

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    Aggravated Sodomy
     
  14. BIGMAMA

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    Im going to take a wild guess

    prostitution, drugs, domestic violence, and child endangerment.

    after the real police racked up all their charges, the fashion police had a turn. No telling how many counts she was charged with then.
     
  15. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    FUCK YOU BITCH! ATLEST I AM NOT FUCKING COMPUTER GEEK AND DIG INTO PEOPLES LIFES
    I AM A GREAT MOM AND LIKE I SAID THESE ARE BOGUS CHARGES. OUR POLICEING AND COURT SYSTEM IS ALL FUCKED UP HERE AND MAYBE ACROSS AMERICA

    WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOUR BIG ASS UP THE ASS WITH A FUCKING PINEAPPLE
     
  16. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    AND FYI MY STYLE IS FABULOUS. I THINK I REMEMBER YOU TALKING ABOUT GOING TO THE THIFTSTORE FOR YOUR CLOTHING LOLOLOLOLOLOL BROKE ASS BITCH. MY CLOTHING IS NEW AND WAS NEVER THROWN INTO A SALVATION ARMY BOX. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET MY DONATIONS. LOL
     
  17. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Hold on. In that newer pic you look just like someone I know.

    You never lived in Texas or Tennessee did you?
     
  18. Dilaudid Daisy

    Dilaudid Daisy New Member

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    I have lived there and many other places, what is my first initial?
     
  19. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    A. Are you saying that bigmama was correct?
    B. Are those your charges?
    C. Was this a lucky guess or is bigmama really computer geek that dug all of this up?
    D. Did "LOLing" become acceptable again?
    E. I don't think bigmama would be able to fit her fat ass into any of your hand-me-downs.
     
  20. phatboy

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    A. Bigmama is always right, and oh so right when she wants to be.

    B. Im guessing yes, by the torrential outpouring of frothiness from daisy

    C. Bigmama is a genius, and is really peter hawking.

    D. No, there is never a good time to LOL something, unless its someone tripping in their house in the middle of the night and bruising their bean bag, then it's ok, to LOLz.

    E. It is fun to watch her try and shimmy into em though.
     

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