HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIGMAMA!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yes, Yes, Happy Birthday, to me?

    :)

    Happy Birthday!
     
  3. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

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    Many Fatty Returns, BIGMAMA! I got you this:



    But try to resist the temptation to eat it before wearing it out under your fancy, new birthday tent dress later tonight. Once you work up a good sweat shuffling back and forth (with a slight sassy wiggle) on the dancefloor, the marinated, meaty aroma that is released should draw in a throng of salivating suitors!
     
  4. Nauseous

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    That rivaled something that Nursey would have written.
     
  5. Schmed

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    Happy Bday B.M.!!!
     
  6. Cousin Geri

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    she would eat that whole damn cake.

    Happy Birthday, fatass
     
  7. BIGMAMA

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    Thanks retards ... I love you all...not in a sexual way.. except for phatboy.. Id do him... maybe... if asked nicely... and smelled good.
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Ah yes happy birfday. On this special occasion you should just throw caution to the wind and do something crazy. Lock yourself up in the house with all those dogs just you in nothing but you meat panties.
     
  9. phatboy

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    I got a candle you can blow out. I'll even dust the boys just for you!
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I don't think white powered donuts are what she had in mind for her birthday treat...
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    no but now that you mention it... I kinda like those..

    dougnuts.. not balls dipped in powder
     
  12. phatboy

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    What if I dipped them in confectionary sugar?
     
  13. BIGMAMA

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    well I do have low blood sugar... maybe if I needed it medically ..
     
  14. phatboy

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    Im not sure about you, but I think it'd really lower my blood pressure (afterwards)...

    :)
     
  15. BIGMAMA

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    yeah but in order to do so, you would need to lower your bank account balance..
    I need 50 dolla to make you holla.. I get PAID to do da wild thang.

    hehe.. I was next to car today , that was blasting that song, and that line has been in my head all day . Glad I got to use it.
     
  16. Cheezedawg

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    Not me? Damn it to hell.....
     
  17. Joeslogic

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    Its just a matter of price seems all the hos know your good for at least fi fity.

    That's hood for 550.00 for those unaware. :)
     
  18. Homewrecker

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    The very first google image result I got for "Bigmama Birthday" was this:

    I thought it was funny.

     
  19. BIGMAMA

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    that is funny. ... what is funnier- is the mom's shirt is almost identical to one the Arab's dad brought me as a gift.. only like 12 sizes too small...

    guess indians and arabs have similar clothing designs. I hate it when indian men have that multicolor skin tone.
     
  20. Homewrecker

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    They have pretty shiny hair though. Like a nubian princess barbie:

     

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