I never liked that method either... but when you can turn it around like I did last night and make it seem like the neighbor's fault, not only do you have your own angst directed at the bitch, but also anyone within hearing distance. Let your other neighbors join in so long as they think the miscreant in the neighborhood lives up the street from you. The helicopter flying above was just the icing on the cake.
I love how you had to include his marijuana tendencies at the end of the post. I had thought of the 'car starter' 12V method, if I couldn't find a suitable 110V A/C source. Of course, if I were to ever happen upon one of those actual fire engine horns, it would require some heavy modification. :biggrin:
The highest point of this particular story was this early evening... When her remarkably attractive daughter (a loss in the equation that I quickly came to terms with when I was made aware of her 'breeder' characteristics) came to visit. I had been blaring Jazz from not only my Denon home theater unit, but also in unison with my Kenwood KR-1000 AKA "Star Wars" receiver, powering four Kenwood 777s's (of which I own four pairs, two of which were in a room not even used.) So, her breeder daughter comes over, and I happen to open my patio door to walk out and feed my outdoor dog and cat (wearing my fatass Ministry "Dark Side of the Spoon" cover art T-shirt,) and I happen to look up, as grandma is running after her 2-year old granddaughter to pick her up and hoist her out of harms way as she was intrigued by the rotting pig loin laying casually next to the fence between my side yard and her back. In the meantime, I'm verbally reminding my dog that he shouldn't be at the fence barking like a dog owned by an imbecile, and audibly praising my dog for remembering such, while petting him. The Hell I shall put this family through has only begun. It takes a slow learner to fully understand that no one fucks with me. The lucky ones take it on faith.
Here is an idea that drives neighbors crazy. Get yourself one of those cardboard, yard decor, silhouette people. In particular, get the one of the farmer aiming a hunting rifle. When your neighbors sit outside... move the silhouette stand-up so that his gun is pointing at the person you intend to cause discomfort to. When the unease gets unbearable, they will move. Simply reposition the stand-up , once again, to point the rifle at the person. This can go on for hours until the person gets too stressed to stay outside. This method will also work if you have a statue or other lawn ornament with a gun. Silhouette people are just the cheapest to get started with. It's amazing what people are bothered by. Afterall, it is only a paper gun. But for some reason the human brain is bothered by it. Go figure.
you might want to look into something like this. http://www.shomer-tec.com/product/super-sonic-nausea-1302.cfm
I was about to call my broker and cash in all my options at the first sight of this site... Buuuuut, from the looks of it, it appears to be a pair of Piezo tweeters run off a breadboard from a constant DC supply... I won't be dropping a hundred bucks on it, but it did inspire me to download a pdf of the schematics, which might inspire me to modify it slightly... Damn. And to think... I was about to cool off with this whole thing. Now you have me contemplating sonar warfare, and as a side construct, wanting to harvest magnetrons from Amana RadarRange microwaves for a separate project altogether. Thanks alot.
big retardid speekers = randumb kids at yur howse... yew are like a pore whight mikul jacksun. an whi dew yew make thim take off theyre shews?
Puuuuuh-leez. The only thing that made me raise an eyebrow in that pic is that LP. Let me put it this way... My neighbors WISH I owned those speakers.
My baby she likes the rock! My baby she like to roll! My baby she can dance all night! My baby got no control! When she do the ...Wango Tango! Pukey you know your be coming over after you heard Ted jamming you just couldn't help yourself. Never before have I turned on you You look too good to me Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two And i just can't let you be Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said You can bet your life Stakes are high and so am I It's in the air tonight See you there with your cheshire grin I got my eyes on you Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band It's a free for all Here we go ! Look out below ! I'm on the prowl tonight When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I can chew anything I bite Come one, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare It's a free for all Never before have I turned on you Well you look too good to me Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two And i just can't let you be Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said You can bet your life Stakes are high and so am I It's in the air tonight It's a free for all
No tornado, as of yet... But, I am looking to buy a scanner so that I can digitize all of my pictures - and as those were taken on 35mm, I can make no further excuse to have those to you by tomorrow. While I lack pix of the setup, I do have a picture of one of the four identical speakers implicated. The speaker on the left was part of the quartet.
