Right, now I've got your attention, who else here thinks that President Bush is an illiterate loon? "More and more of our coutries imports are coming from abroad." Spanner. Well, not as bad as this I suppose: Dan Quale (visitung a school during a spelling test) told a child to correct his spelling of "potato" (the child had spelt it like that). Does America breed butt-stupid politicians, or something? Anyone else got some clangers uttered forth by other well known figures? If so, please post here. I could do with a laugh at the moment.
Well, I can't offer that, but try this - envision yourself in a jail cell with a dirty sock stuffed into your mouth, while a 400 pound black inmate is ass-raping and donkeypunching you like there's no tomorrow. That may make you laugh; I envisioned you in that situation, and I was laughing like hell.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."Vice President Al Gore "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."Vice President Al Gore "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century.I didn't live in this century."Vice President Al Gore "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."Vice President Al Gore "I have made good judgments in the past.I have made good judgments in the future."Vice President Al Gore "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."Vice President Al Gore "Public speaking is very easy."Vice President Al Gore "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."Vice President Al Gore "Quite frankly, teachers are the only professionthat teach our children."Vice President Al Gore "The American people would not want to know of any misquotesthat Al Gore may or may not make."Vice President Al Gore "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten youon the mistakes we may or may not have made."Vice President Al Gore "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impuritiesin our air and water that are doing it."Vice President Al Gore "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."Vice President Al Gore AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET),THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE: "As many of you know, I was very instrumentalin the founding of the Internet."Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: So am I. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thats cos you're a closet queer with a finger that says 'matron' stuck up his ass...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: Well, I can't offer that, but try this - envision yourself in a jail cell with a dirty sock stuffed into your mouth, while a 400 pound black inmate is ass-raping and donkeypunching you like there's no tomorrow. That may make you laugh; I envisioned you in that situation, and I was laughing like hell. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *GASP* I SAW IT TOO!
Brilliant. I just hope we didn't cause S.C. to tear his wiener off in a fit of passion... Actually, that's a lie. I hope we did.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good LAWD! I have dun' seen tha light!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: Brilliant. I just hope we didn't cause S.C. to tear his wiener off in a fit of passion... Actually, that's a lie. I hope we did. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Relax, hon... it'll take more than that to yank this hunka manly luvin' off'a my ass
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate: Relax, honkee... it'll take more than that to yank this hunka penis shaped dogshit off'a my ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> More? Maybe an old fashioned joyride in a pickup truck....hope you like gravel, potholes, and speed bumps...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote I am British too. The Americans round here have just proved why their country should not allowed to be the most powerful country in the world: their politicians are butt-stupid. Thanks for the pics. They're great. No, really. I like gay black rape porn.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ManFromMars: Well, if it isn't, then the Americans think it is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> funny, i dont think it is...
