Are you losers, I am probably the Biggest

All it sounds like is that you just need to find the right girl...

Based on the fact that you can't stand the sight of women's genatalia, and that you seem to vomit pretty much at will, we can come to the conclusion that your perfect woman would be......
A Sudanese reflexophile.


Think about it....she gets off just by your puking on her, and her negro oyster will more than likely be sewn up, so you don't even have to look at it, much less be compelled to utilize it.
Lifelong problem solved.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
I really think I should be a priest don't you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe. How do you feel about little boys' asses?

 

DM: maybe you are gay

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
yup i have to admit it, wank is thicker than a new york dust cloud and uglier than ground zero.. any other secrets you wanna hear??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think thats called pushing. There is a line of shit and you are edging closer and closer.... Farmer Fucking John

As for you Tit... One more smart comment from you and I will humiliate you by telling you some shit about your little devirginiser whore (oh! the irony)...



hmmm... in two minds about posting this one.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
You are a sad soul, DM. It seems apparent to me that you have never been in love before. People often say that sex is sex. And that people never "Make Love" and that they only "fuck" people that they do love. Well that's bullshit holmes. You see, when you truly love a person, you feel and indescribable desire to be as close as possible to them. That "Nasty Vagina" as you call it is actually not so nasty when you don't even realize its there. When you actually have sex, you will understand what I mean. A person can lose themself while having sex with the right person. You become so high on the feeling that you lose yourself in the other person. You aren't really sure of where your body stops and their body starts. But like I said, you won't fully understand this until you experience it. Call me insane, but it took me 27 years to discover exactly how powerful this can be. I've said too much. Peace Out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:


hmmm... in two minds about posting this one.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YEAH!I WISH YOU'D WAITED A FUCKING MINUTE!HMMMPH!BLACK PLEASE!

 

NOW I WANT TO KILL YOU WANK!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
NOW I WANT TO KILL YOU WANK! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

FUCK
It is this telepathic communication thing...

I knew there was 'call waiting' when I was Sending messages from my mind to Tit's... It was important shit so I couldnt answer to you. We were thinking about an arguement that had something to do with those dead turtle pictures I was gonna post...

sorry

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
As for you Tit... One more smart comment from you and I will humiliate you by telling you some shit about your little devirginiser whore (oh! the irony)...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

do tell, wank

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
yup i have to admit it, wank is thicker than a new york dust cloud and uglier than ground zero.. any other secrets you wanna hear??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would have to go down as the worst kept secret of all time.
Hands up anyone who did not already know that.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
FUCK
It is this telepathic communication thing...

I knew there was 'call waiting' when I was Sending messages from my mind to Tit's... It was important shit so I couldnt answer to you. We were thinking about an arguement that had something to do with those dead turtle pictures I was gonna post...

sorry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well could you inform your fucking neural fucking switchboard operator lady *my* messages are TOP FUCKING PRIORITY and alert you immediately as they come through,you schizophrenic Disorder loving bitch!

 

If you guys want to see a pathetic picture of me, you must have an MSN hook up. Here is where my pics are at:


http://communities.msn.com/BORNLOSER/_whatsnew.msnw

 

I am not gay. Never liked men, and am attracted by women, but not their undersides. Just their faces.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Disorder loving bitch! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me...? I thought you two were close and talked to each other...?

I haven't spoken to him for like... fucking ages and ages... and the last time i did... he told me to fuck myself with a 7 inch green dildo...

So I did...

I don't love him no more

 

Ahem...'close'??I suppose Ed has been telling you we have a ~deep spiritual connection~ or something?Kind of like between me and my favourite Uncle-Saddam?Not quite.Ed pops up on messenger to tell me how stoned he is.("WAYYYYHEYYYYYYYY!!!"....."WOOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!")I'm beginningto wonder if he's gay...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
I'm beginningto wonder if he's gay... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So I take it he didn't fuck you once then...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Ahem...'close'??I suppose Ed has been telling you we have a ~deep spiritual connection~ or something?Kind of like between me and my favourite Uncle-Saddam?Not quite.Ed pops up on messenger to tell me how stoned he is.("WAYYYYHEYYYYYYYY!!!"....."WOOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!")I'm beginningto wonder if he's gay... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


thats only because you're always soo fucking out of it you cant remember what i am talking about, then i have to explain it again, and still you forget what i was talking about, then again, i cant remember what you talked about half the time...

what am i talking about??!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
So I take it he didn't fuck you once then... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

!!!>>>EDWIN<<<!!!...is THAT what you've been saying!!?!?MY,MY,MY!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
!!!>>>EDWIN<<<!!!...is THAT what you've been saying!!?!?MY,MY,MY!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

aww nah, thats all she thinks that i do, god, is that all i am??.. a sex object! *snif*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
aww nah, thats all she thinks that i do, god, is that all i am??.. a sex object! *snif*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You have a penis don't you..?

Thats what you told me anyway...