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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I was getting it on with the chick from the Progressive Insurance commercials. And she had a stinky cooter. .. I kept saying, "seems like since you are on TV you would have a nice cooter."

    gross
     
  2. BullGod666

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    was it just the stink, or was it a really ugly cooter that made it not nice? Cooters can look wonderful but smell bad can't they?
    to me a not nice cooter would be smelly with gray wrinkled piss flaps that hung down to mid thigh.:eek:
     
  3. chumwad84

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  4. BIGMAMA

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    I have lost the details, I just know I kept thinking "Im gonna brag about this" then thinking..."its not worth it" and in my dream, I thought she was like a big time celeb. wierd
     
  5. Nauseous

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    She's gross. I would think her junk would smell like Elmer's Glue.

    I had a dream last night that I took an axe to a cat's neck. It was chewing on the head of a snake and I think I meant to kill the snake, but I took the axe to the cat. I remember when I hit it how soft it felt under the blade and how horrible it made me feel. It didn't die so I had someone else kill it. I remember someone saying that you could fix the cat and make it live, but it was killed anyway and I was sad.

    That dream sucked and it's the second in a week with a snake in it.

    Oh, back to lesbo dreams. All of the ones I have ever had, the girl was disgusting and her junk tasted like vomit.

    I've had a lot of dreams about making out with people and their mouth tasted like vomit and it made me sick.

    The taste is the same taste as the clear filling shit they use when you fill a cavity. That rancid tasting shit is the worst thing ever. It makes my face hurt just thinking about it.
     
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  6. Joeslogic

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    :confused: i don't understand :confused:

    Look find a really hot chick that somewhat resembles the Progressive chick and do a video reenactment. Post it here maybe that will help get the point across.
     
  7. BullGod666

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    An excellent idea Joe.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    gross...how about Bullgod and Joe toss each others salad and film it...
     
  9. Nauseous

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    You know Joe wants to go balls deep in Bull.
     
  10. BullGod666

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    Now, now, now, you're the one having the gay dream, not us. You're also the one with the video camera. We're just trying to be supportive of you.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Not interested thanks.

    And back to the video ... of your dreams.
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    ok I had a quick nap and dreamed Joe was gettin corn holed by Bullgod... lets act out that one.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Whatever tips your boat you do the video and act out the part. :rolleyes:
     
  14. BullGod666

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    Stop trying to change the focus of this thread from your desire to munch carpet to Joe and I, who mentioned video and all of a sudden you're trying to make us into queers, you dykoid biotch. :biggrin:
     
  15. phatboy

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    In my travels I have learned that most females have little to no carpet anymore.

    Please carry on.
     
  16. Cheezedawg

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    Isn't it strange how dudes never seem to have gay dreams? Even in my sleep I just KNOW never to suck cock.
     
  17. phatboy

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    HA HA HA

    Thats funny.

    Maybe in all those dreams where you are running from something, that's what you are running from.
     
  18. MAJ Havoc

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    Interesting that your dreams progress to the point of execution even if the result is "pukey." I usually wake up from my sex dreams before anything good happens. Like the one when Heath Ledger totally does me then, when it's my turn, says he only likes me as a friend and never calls. That bastard.
     
  19. BullGod666

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    I see you're from california...........................
     
  20. Nauseous

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    Corpses can be so cold. :mad:
     

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