Are you losers, I am probably the Biggest

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dog many, Dec 6, 2001.

  1. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    you can't post pics from your harddrive loser... Plus Kitana is a spic too... maybe you two should hook up and have long intamate talks about elmers school glue...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hehe spics=brown tractor
     
  2. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thaumatin:
    Spoken like a true member of the never had it and never will club. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...Spoken like a true member of the 'better be good looking cos certainly isn't going to get shagged for there brains/wit club
     
  3. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thaumatin:
    Spoken like a true member of the never had it and never will club. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  4. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
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    Awwwwww...cheer up!.....YOU'RE GOING TO BE A *CRACKWHORE*!!!!!Remember!!!?!
     
  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Awwwwww...cheer up!.....YOU'RE GOING TO BE A *CRACKWHORE*!!!!!Remember!!!?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes, i am...just like you, getting E and weed off of Pimp...tell me again how to pleasure a man and make him cum real quick???
     
  6. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    yes, i am...just like you, getting E and weed off of Pimp...tell me again how to pleasure a man and make him cum real quick???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I get E from Pimp and he gets weed from me.How could you pleasure a man,Offal Grrrl???Would you like me to try and explain any other mysteries of the Universe while i'm at it - at 4:17 am in the morning?I dunno...try taking a bath in disinfectant/bleach and putting a bag on your head.That would be a good start!
     
  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    How could you pleasure a man,Offal Grrrl???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    i just wanted to learn from the pro crack whores
     
  8. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    i just wanted to learn from the pro crack whores
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    i will teach you.. and then i will make you cum too.. hows that??
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    i will teach you.. and then i will make you cum too.. hows that?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    awww, Dis, you are sooo sweet... but i would have rather give you pleasure first
     
  10. Nursey

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  11. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
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    Everyone knows fuck all about me, Youthink she was 18 and that i have only smoked 5 ounces of hash when infact she was 23 and i havent *stopped* smoking hash a day this year..
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    Everyone knows fuck all about me, Youthink she was 18 and that i have only smoked 5 ounces of hash when infact she was 23 and i havent *stopped* smoking hash a day this year..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    ooh! Dis is bad!
     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    like I give a fuck.

    somewhere like... corpus christi?
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    yep

     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Dog Many needs to be castrated
     
  15. D

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    Is this 'dis Disorder time'....

    Do you know how hard it is keeping secrets... for me anyway...

    Problem is I like the cheesy cunt...


    fuck
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    No secrets allowed so come on Dis.
     
  17. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    No secrets allowed so come on Dis.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yup i have to admit it, wank is thicker than a new york dust cloud and uglier than ground zero.. any other secrets you wanna hear??
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    yup i have to admit it, wank is thicker than a new york dust cloud and uglier than ground zero<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  19. Dog many

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    I'd probably last a long time in bed, though, because I'm so disgusted with sex, woman would be surprised for long time. I'd probably be barfing all over her, and then telling her to hit me in the face so I wouldn't have to see her open her vagina. They would send me into the ER the next morning for having died of seeing such disgusting abdominal things. I really think I should be a priest don't you?
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    You are a sad soul, DM. It seems apparent to me that you have never been in love before. People often say that sex is sex. And that people never "Make Love" and that they only "fuck" people that they do love. Well that's bullshit holmes. You see, when you truly love a person, you feel and indescribable desire to be as close as possible to them. That "Nasty Vagina" as you call it is actually not so nasty when you don't even realize its there. When you actually have sex, you will understand what I mean. A person can lose themself while having sex with the right person. You become so high on the feeling that you lose yourself in the other person. You aren't really sure of where your body stops and their body starts. But like I said, you won't fully understand this until you experience it. Call me insane, but it took me 27 years to discover exactly how powerful this can be. I've said too much. Peace Out.
     

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