damn kids

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I really really wanted a pizza. Ordered a veggie lovers with extra cheese. put it down, went to poop. came back to the living room... damn arab baby turned the box over, got the pizza upside down and was stomping/ river dancing on it... saying hot hot hot

    If I was at my house this would be no problem... hardwood floors... and 4 dogs that would have it clean in 30 seconds. But nooooo I am at the Arab's house... that has carpet and no dogs.

    this sucks. Guess my fat ass really didnt need to eat a pizza anyway.
     
  2. TravisBean

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    I feel your pain BIGMAMA/Phatboy. I like a little pizza with my cheese also.
     
  3. TravisBean

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  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    What the fuck????

    :)

    This is boo-shit.
     
  5. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    wow, you are a really bad mom
     
  6. phatboy

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    At least she didnt beat the kid for stomping the pizza, of course that could have led to 'profiling' charges...
     
  7. TravisBean

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    Well, what did BIGMAMA/phatboy do with the remainder of cheese/veggie trampled upon culinary treat ?
     
  8. phatboy

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    She ate it.

    That's what I was waiting to hear. If it had been on the hardwoods.... that part scared me for a second.

    :)
     
  9. TravisBean

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    Good for her. I'd have done the same, depending on the stank factor of the feet.
     
  10. phatboy

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    They are just little Arab feet, so it should be blessed now!
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    I did not eat it... however as I was cleaning it up- scooping up chunks of toppings, Arab baby was picking through the pile getting all the black olives.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Does the Arab baby have the same inclination for watermelon and fried chicken as he does olives?
     
  13. Cousin Geri

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    I too believe that African Arabs are just spanish/nigger mixes. I bet BigMama has to use hair straighteners on its head.

    To me colors should not run. Any white girl who lays with a nigger, mexican, chink, and especially middle eastern Is TRASH.

    you don't see Blue Jays hooking up with Robins
     
  14. Joeslogic

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    Well until everyone blends together there will always be something to fight about.

    This country will go the way of France, England, and the rest of Eastern Europe eventually. Thanks to the pantie waste liberals. It's just a matter of time.
     
  15. Lomotil

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    Joe's right... One big melting pot.

    Think: Hawaii, but on a continental scale, and minus the waves.

    And, for what it's worth, it wasn't until a few replies into the thread that I realized, I missed the part about the Arab's kid doing the dancing. For the first half of the thread, I thought it was her hubby that did it, which really had me thinking, "WTF?"
     
  16. Cousin Geri

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    I bet the hubby would have done it if the pizza had sausage on it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I just realized why BIGMAMA is so cranky. Muslims don't eat pork.
     
  17. TravisBean

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    Which is why a pair of charismatic Bearded Pigs have decided to visit Fuglycom.

     
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  18. phatboy

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    I dont care which one of you R-tards is cousin geri, that was funny.
     
  19. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    yeah I think I just figured out who Geri is.... smart ass.

    yeah that was pretty damn funny

    and you can eat me .
     
  20. Cousin Geri

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    unnt unnt auuh. Wrong again Miss Piggy.

    Please don't give a tard like Phatboy credit for someone as cool as Cousin Geri
     

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