Are you losers, I am probably the Biggest

Hey I'm probably the biggest loser of them all. I have never had a girlfriend, and at age 21 I still live with my obese parents. I'm good looking though, look kind of like Ricky Martin

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. People try to tell me to go to college, but I don't even know what that word means. What does it mean, the word college????? Probably too retarded for it anyway, whatever it is. Well right now I'm out of the Army after a short three month stay at basic training. I got out of the stupid communist manifesto called the military because the drills thought I was a moron. They sent me to a military shrink and I passed the general reasoning test but then they thought I was a danger in combat, so they kicked me out. All the drills would tell me, hey Private Godbold are you stupid? And I would say, "Yes drill sergeant." And they would always laugh at me, I don't know why? I became friends with one of the drill sergeants, because he liked me being stupid. Not meaning I was really stupid, I was book smart, I just didn't have any common sense. I didn't know how to push a magazine into an M16 and the drills had to throw the grenade for me during qualification. I couldn't even figure out the radio thing, they had to do that for me too, send messages as if it were me sending them. Also didn't get to eat chow one day because I failed to shave myself properly. They told me to come back after I was shaven, so I cut myself very badly with a razor trying to hurry and get done, and I come into the dining facility with bloody lips. I didn't get to eat that morning. Also the damn drills threw me into the showers because I hadn't taken a bath in four days of training. Well at least I served for my country, well tried to.

Right now I work a lousy job here at a hardware store. I tell my parents that the management there won't put me on full time so I don't have to work so many hours. They buy my lie, and I get to sit at this computer longer to tell my tales!!! I don't have any friends, all of them left with the Army, but recluse is the way to be man!!! Very spiritual. Well goodbye here from loser ville, hope you guys get a life. I know
I won't. Hey guess what tomorrow is, December 7th! I'm going to run up and down my street while carrying the American flag, my Tora! Tora! Tora! shirt on my back, and my grandpas officers naval brim cap on my head to remember the 7th. Catch you later I got to get sleep for the big day tommorow. I hope some guys stop their cars and run with me. It will be a blast!!!

I will probably go back in the Army after the six month thing. Can't wait to be drafted. I hope they have a Vietnam thing pretty soon, isn't that where they send all the retards???? to Vietnam?????

 

Show us a pic of you.

Most likely, you fit in just fine here

 

I can't make any sense of that post. I read it twice.

 

he posted that he looked like a gay singer and has never had a girl, probably wanks alot, too.

he is in the army and is a loser...

like the rest of us

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
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Now that made sense!

 

LIFE SUCKS!!!!!

 

SUCKS!!!

 

SUCKS!!!

 

you can't post pics from your harddrive loser... Plus Kitana is a spic too... maybe you two should hook up and have long intamate talks about elmers school glue...

 

Hi boy! You're pretty cute... you said you're military, right? Wanna hook up, sexy?

 

Doggie: dont get next to sex choc, unless u r gay

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
Doggie: dont get next to sex choc, unless u r gay<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that coz he is male?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Is that coz he is male?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
Hey I'm probably the biggest loser of them all. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Dont bet on it!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
are you from the US or UK??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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??

 

Hey ran downtown with the American flag today, and boy did I get an appluase from pedestrians and drivers. They were honking thier horns and saluting me as if I was the reincarnation of the United States of America. It was so exhilarating. And yes there were the few who thought I was nuts, but thats okay, at least I'm braver than hell to pull such a stunt. I wore an officers brim naval cap on my head, a Tora Tora tora shirt on my chest, and I carried the American flag in my right hand. You should of seen it, you would have loved it.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
you would have loved it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

where was this at exactly???

i need my camera

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog many:
Hey ran downtown with the American flag today, and boy did I get an appluase from pedestrians and drivers. They were honking thier horns and saluting me as if I was the reincarnation of the United States of America. It was so exhilarating. And yes there were the few who thought I was nuts, but thats okay, at least I'm braver than hell to pull such a stunt. I wore an officers brim naval cap on my head, a Tora Tora tora shirt on my chest, and I carried the American flag in my right hand. You should of seen it, you would have loved it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See Emetic???There are some brave enough to do what you only dream about!

 

This was in Phoenix Arizona, and I threw up while I was running. I think it was my cereal that came out, I don't know, but I ran on through the streets. People waving and honking their horns at me as I showed them the true sense of liberty. On Christmas I'm going to play a madman Santa. I will ride around on my bicycle in a Santa's hat into the middle of the street to piss people off. Boy, do I hate the world.