guess who I banged last night

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    one of the Baldwin brothers... dont know which one, but he was sun burnt and had oil all over him and was slippery, yet sexy

    Then I woke up at 7am, went back to sleep...tried to finish the Baldwin dream... but dreamed G.G. Allin was with me at a mall carnival... showing a photo album of gross pics to families. and he wanted to go on the big wheel thing and pee on people. We went into the mall and he offered to buy me a dress from the petite skinny girl store. I said no and he bought me a Chick-Fil-A corndog... they dont have corn dogs... and I dont eat corndogs. He told I would fit into one of the little dresses if I ate lots of corndogs... said he knew many people that lost weight with corndogs. He was very convincing
     
  2. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    You fucked a Baldwin brother but not GG Allin? For shame...
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    gross... I would fuck anyone before I would fuck GG Allin.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Didn't he die like a long time ago?
     
  5. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I can't wait to dream about...

     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Just when you think you know someone. Ugh.

    I suppose you heard that Alec, given his extensive knowledge on the subject from his varying roles, has decided to enter politics? I kinda like the South Park episode where they just nuke the entire lot of 'em - was that the movie?
     
  7. phatboy

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    Yea, I think one of them escaped. Didnt Canada nuke em?
     
  8. Nauseous

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    I think a Baldwin in a movie is like finding a pubic hair on your pizza. It just ruins everything.
     
  9. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    the Baldwins can be kinda cute

    http://northoftheriver.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baldwin.jpg

    yea know what ..when I was googling BALDWIN pics ...I realized that was not who I was doing in my dream... it was the other brother actors.. the ones with bushy eyebrows... and deep voice... shit I cant think of the name... but I know he was in a movie with Robin Williams... and... shit what is the movie ... FISHERKING.
     
  10. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    But you would get SO much street cred!
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Fucking a corpse?
     
  12. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Well I'm assuming he wasn't dead in the dream. But if he was dead even MORE street cred!
     

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