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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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  2. Fat-N-Sassy

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    I make Tommeh rub suntan oils in all the plases I cunt reech.
     
  3. GAS

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    Also, don't swim with a garlic flavored crotch.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    We used to take the boat and go to Summersville Lake in WV when I was a kid. The water was soooo pretty and clear, not like the muddy scary river I always swam in... anyway, my friend and I were swimming and everyone was calling us back in and we didn't know why... they wouldn't tell us, they just called us in... turned out there was a huge black snake swimming right behind us and they didn't want to tell us and we freak out. Yuck. That sucked. I am not a fan of snakes.
     
  5. BIGMAMA

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    after playing with that snapping turtle a few weeks back, and seeing how hard they bite... my ass will never swim in a lake again. If one of those things bites your toe... you will never look good in sandals again.
     
  6. GAS

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    birds of a feather and all that stuff...


    Have fun not doing anything ever with each other. You two should play WoW with me..
     
  7. Lomotil

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    You've just never tried the right one...
     
  8. Homewrecker

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    Stop being hateful. Nauseous has a very interesting life of going to work and coming home and going Krogering once a week. Sometimes she even goes to The Home Depot!!! :eek:
     

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