the cherry on top..

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jul 1, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    after a shity day... long story I will not bore you with... here is how it is ending

    just now, my dogs were going crazy. I go outside, and i hear a goat. I walk out, and squat down and call it, and the damn thing charges and head butts me. my head hurts, I am off to bed. Just wanted to tell in case I die in my sleep with a head injury... a goat did it.

    hmm but then again someone could kill me with a head injury, and type this out...and sprinkle a few goat turds outside... ahhh - this should be in an episode of CSI.


    people have dumped cats and dogs here, but goats... wtf?
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Haha! goats are funny that way I actually think they are pretty cool pets. My parents had those miniature goats but gave them to another family that had a herd of the little things. But they would run and charge each other it was fun to watch and also they were damn good climbers. Dad made a sort of play set they would climb all over. Problem is they were starting to have a coyote problem and were worried about them all the time.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Get a couple of Great Pyrenees (Pyrenean Mountain Dog) - and your coyote problem will be non-existent.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I need a goat! Actually I would want two so they wouldn't get lonely. I need something that I can use to eat my hillside and I would like to milk them. I had seriously looked into goats, but I want them to be safe and have a nice little house. I worry the rednecks might hurt them. I have one of those barn like storage buildings that has an opening in the back where the previous owners had something... there are even remnants of an electric fence... maybe they had goats? I dunno.

    I'm going to look into goats again right now.
     
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  5. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    goats are cool, (just not the one I dealt with last night) get a young male, and have him neutered young.... and neutered in the winter time, since it is an open wound...you dont want flies and crap getting in it.

    I saw my neighbors with the goat just now... I did not talk to them, I hate them. We also get goats at the pound... check petfinder.com enter your zip


    as for Great Pyrenees... I hate those. my mom has 2 , one would be good against coyotes...she barks and patrols property... the other hides when he hears any noise.. last time I was at her house 2 cats got in fight out side... he ran and stuck his head under the bed. he is sweet- but a giant pussy.
     
  6. Joeslogic

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    I like goats. Reminds me of that movie "Shy People" 1987, Where the redneck retard guy puts a cape on and chases the goats.
     
  7. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I loved that movie.. but dont remember the goats.

    that had the weird looking girl in it .. Martha Plimton. hehe I liked when she gave that one retard coke, and he raped her.

    um that sounds bad... but oh well, good scene.
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Hmmm you know how there are different cuts of the same movie? Well I was thinking it was the coke that had the retard chasing the goats. It's been a long ass time though since I saw the movie. :confused:
     
  9. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    When I think of coke and an older movie, I think of the "Gods Must Be Crazy."
     

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