The Procrastinator's meeting has been postponed again...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Nov 8, 2001.

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  1. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    you can work for me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You couldn't afford me.

    Besides, I had previously offered my photography services to you at a steal, and was given the run around.

    Amateur photographer for hire
    Serious inquiries only, please.
     
    Nicodemus, Dec 6, 2001
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  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>

    Amateur photographer for hire
    Serious inquiries only, please.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, what kinda equipment you packin'? and.. when i say that, we dont want none o' this rxj45v wid da zoooom lens and da tripod attachment shyt, we want a rating

    lyar.....beginner.....semi-pro.....professional.....bow before me...i am the alpha and the omega, kinda scale..
     
    Disorder, Dec 6, 2001
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  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    You couldn't afford me.

    Besides, I had previously offered my photography services to you at a steal, and was given the run around.     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    no, i meant that you could be my little bitch and i could pimp you out
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  4. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    yeah, what kinda equipment you packin'? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh, nothing as fancy as that, Dis. I generally pick up whatever disposable model is on sale at the local pharmacy. With the flash, though. I do have some standards.
     
    Nicodemus, Dec 7, 2001
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  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    you suck.
     
    kitana, Dec 7, 2001
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  6. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    no, i meant that you could be my little bitch and i could pimp you out    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Like I said before, you couldn't afford me. Nor, I surmise, could any of your welfare recipient friends.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    you suck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Indeed, I suck quite well. In fact, my fellatio techniques are reknown among certain elite circles. I would offer you lessons, but I doubt that I could break you of that pesky teething habit. Any true professional knows that you always make them pay extra for that. The best I can do for you is to advise you to pick up a copy of "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" and pay close attention to the cafeteria scene.
     
    Nicodemus, Dec 7, 2001
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  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    no i plan to learn from some other pros...

    ***they know who they are
     
    kitana, Dec 7, 2001
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  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Indeed, I suck quite well. In fact, my fellatio techniques are reknown among certain elite circles.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *ears perked*

    ...looks around to see if the coast is clear...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 7, 2001
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  9. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    no i plan to learn from some other pros...

    ***they know who they are    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, suit yourself. Just keep in mind that your mother doesn't always know what's best.
     
    Nicodemus, Dec 7, 2001
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  10. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Well, suit yourself. Just keep in mind that your mother doesn't always know what's best.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dads usually know more.
     
    D, Dec 7, 2001
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  11. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    *ears perked*

    ...looks around to see if the coast is clear...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...surveys the perimeter and hears the Nauseous heaving in a nearby bathroom

    She'll probably be back before I've gotten a chance to properly showcase my skills. Perhaps we should wait until the next Procrastinator's meeting. She never shows up there.
     
    Nicodemus, Dec 7, 2001
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  12. Lomotil

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    *nods*

    ...we'll have to keep it on the down-low... Heaven forbid word of this gets out...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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  13. Nauseous

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    If you want a blow-job that fuckin' bad, have at it! I have no further use for you.

    Now change your fuckin' location!!
     
    Nauseous, Dec 8, 2001
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  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    If you want a blow-job that fuckin' bad, have at it! I have no further use for you.

    Now change your fuckin' location!!     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Baaaaybee... that was last night's insomnia talkin' - I swear!

    Now, c'mon back to bed so we can cuddle and discuss the meaning of life...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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  15. Nauseous

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    Isn't the bed getting a little crowded, you fucking whore?!!
     
    Nauseous, Dec 8, 2001
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  16. Mr skidmarks

    Mr skidmarks New Member

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    jeff, you're a pussy vulture aint ya
     
    Mr skidmarks, Dec 8, 2001
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  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Isn't the bed getting a little crowded, you fucking whore?!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    um... "the more, the merrier?"

    C'mon... I'll even let you play some Bruce Springsteen...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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  18. Mr skidmarks

    Mr skidmarks New Member

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    go to sleep, or study for your finals or something you filthy hairy man whore.
     
    Mr skidmarks, Dec 8, 2001
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  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    you're a pussy vulture aint ya <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If you're referring to my latent necrophilia...

    "I can neither confirm nor deny at this time..."
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    go to sleep, or study for your finals or something you filthy hairy man whore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are you kidding? You know I never sleep... Everyone else passes out and I'm still awake by the time they finally come to...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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