Does anyone else ever come in contact with these freaks? Assholes that, for some bizarre reason, have the notion that congregating at street corners in the evenings and SHOUTING at cars three feet away from them about the power of Jesus (through a MEGAPHONE) is somehow socially acceptable? It's absolutely, positively absurd! The sound carries itself into nearby neighborhoods (including my own,) and after a long day at work, the last thing I wish to come home to is the sound of a "Cattle-Auction, Praise-Jesus seminar" piped directly into my backyard! Do they honestly think that their views will even be granted consideration when obtrusively amplified - to a captive audience, stopped at an intersection - that wishes nothing more than to make it back to their happy home and relax for the rest of the evening? Honestly, and earnestly, I have one thing to say to this menagerie of street corner minstrels: [size=+2]Turn the megaphone off, get the Hell off the Goddamn sidewalk, and spread your fucking message to a receptive audience. [/size] I think the next time I step onto my patio and hear that shit, I'm going to park right behind them, roll my windows down, and turn on some soothing Slayer songs for them to listen to...
We have one. Guy stands on the side of the street and shakes his bible at cars. I think he should be arrested for being a public nuisance. He tried to talk to me at a gas station one time and I ignored him. He called me sister... he's like 90. He might me up there with Jesus right now... haven't seen him in a while.
I ran into some of these peoples. We were going into Sanford Stadium one saturday afternoon to catch a game and these people were at the cross walk yelling out 'You should be a fanatic for JESUS!', so I politely explained to them that today was Saturday and church was on Sunday. I was informed that every day was a day of worship and rooting for my football team was worshiping false idols. So I asked, "I should quit my job and come live with you guys and your cult" My wife slapped my arm and said 'dont be an asshole'. To which I said, 'honey, Im only returning the favor'. Apparently Jesus didnt like football. Who knew?
I always think people like that have some serious skeletons in their closet. Anyone who gets that radical about religion is trying to hide something really sinister. Those people scare me.
That's funny, phatty... False idols - Ha! The same people that go on camera after the game and the first thing they say is, "I just want to thank God..." (Reminds me of the Carlin skit: "It's Jesus' fault - The Good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage...") I'm devising my payback scheme right now... Last time I heard these assholes was years back, while I was trying to enjoy a backyard BBQ. I just happened to have my own megaphone, so I walked to the opposite corner of the intersection and started a shouting match with 'em. I don't remember what all was said, but I remember yelling, "Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares!" There might have been a "Hail Satan!" in there somewhere, too - I can't remember. Alcohol may have been involved.
You're probably right. People that scared themselves shitless, trying to avow their good nature and seek entry at the pearly gates... We've got a full-auto 6mm airsoft AK-47 at work (the orange tip is removable)... I should dress up with some old sheets, duct tape some road flares to my chest, and run up behind them with it, shooting & making that victory yell like the turtle hunter guy. Wonder how many would jump into oncoming traffic? That would be great. It'd be like running over a whole line of Krishnahs in the first GTA game for the PSX... :biggrin: I wish they'd bring that back.
So - who's ol' Spook rooting for, eh? According to the Holy Trinity of Absolute Absurdity, the Father, the Son, and good ol' Spook are one and the same. Rooting for two different teams is completely out of the question. The notion that two differing thirds of the whole could disagree is asinine! It's almost as ridiculous as believing in God! Remember, kids:
The only reason he'd be a longhorn fan is because he pitty's the Big12 apponent that has to play an SEC team in the championship. And we've seen what kind of Cowboys fan he is, tried to take out the whole team by collapsing a tent on them.......
Way to kill a thread, woman! Thanks a lot! I pour my heart out about the travesty of encroaching annoyances to my happy, peaceful sanctuary, and you post a picture that halts all comments. Thanks. BTW: In case I haven't made it blatantly obvious, FUCK all those megaphone Jesus freaks.
I think the stop sign was for me, cause I hijacked the thread and turned it to football... It was an SEC Jihad!
Yeah. It turned to sports and I hate sports. I hate religious freaks too. I guess it was just too much for me to handle all in one thread.
Well then, get yourself a megaphone and bitch about it on a street corner. I hear that's the fad these days.
