Tony Danza

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He was a hot SOB back in the day. Watching him on some LMN movie, he's all rough and hilljack but very attractive.
     
  2. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I would bang him - even today. I have always wanted some Danza Dipstick.
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    HORES!!!!

    or is hordeuvers?
     
  4. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    Many women find Tony sexy. I had the chance to meet him one time back at an awards show. He is short, and his penis tasted like hominy.
     
  5. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I lived with him. I shared a room with his daughter. He touched my boobs once. I was laying on the stairs drunk as fuck and he picked me up by my head and boobs and threw me into his daughter's room and then spanked her in front of me while I masturbated in the corner.
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You are sick, sick, sick....
     
  7. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I'm still mad at Danza for punching Lee Ving in Who's the Boss....
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Tony don't want salami he don't want pastrami he don't want no chicken he don't want no roast... all he wants is... what?
     
  9. Fugly

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    And when I wake up in the morning.. and my mouth's all parched and dry... and I crawl to the refrigerator... and I peek inside...and I feel like somebody drove nails into my head and eyes.... and I'm hoping and I'm praying... I hope there's one more what?

    I'll give $100 Fugly Bucks to anyone who knows this.

    Schmed?


    God damn I loved that band. That is a blast from the past. Little is it known that Flea (Mike B. the Flea), who sold his soul to the Devil and now plays Bass for the Red Hot Chili Peppers was, at one time, the Bass player for Fear .
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    ONE MORE BBEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Beef beef beef, beef bologne!
     
  12. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Where in the heck are my 100 fugly bucks!!
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Danza drives a Mini Cooper.
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    He always seemed a lanky mofo to me... Gimpy gaping exuberant teeth sticking out when he does anything other than show his face... Then came DANZA from ?Brawl hall? (another forum that staged sabotage on other forums... DANZA SLAP with his trademark:

    OK BYE
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He's not lanky. He always looked cut to me.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    ......
     
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    The grass is always greener...
     

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