The Procrastinator's meeting has been postponed again...

Just thought I'd pass the info along...

I meant to do it earlier, but I just never got around to it...

 

Doesn't matter - nobody ever shows up anyway.

 

How about we have two meetings next week to make up for it? I'll try to get around to making a list of all the members and see about getting someone to phone them up.

 

Emetic... how would you know? I never see you at one... That reminds me, I was going to tell you about... aaw, fuck it... I'll tell you later.

Ni...err, AP: If I get a chance, I'll help out with the list... um... call me in a week or two and I'll let you know...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Ni...err, AP: If I get a chance, I'll help out with the list... um... call me in a week or two and I'll let you know...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Excellent. In the meantime, I've been tossing around some great time saving ideas in my head that I just cannot wait to find the time to develop.

The Snooze Calendar, for example, is destined to be a huge success. Sleeping in again on the cutoff dates for all your utility bills? This little wonder will alert you and even provide you with just the right bullshit excuse to feed to those corporate drones, allowing you to return to your afternoon slumber comforted by the knowledge that you will still be able to surf porn when you arise at a more reasonable evening hour.

I've got a million more! Remind me to tell you all about them sometime.

 

Procrastinators/Masturbators

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
Procrastinators/Masturbators<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, so you are able to grasp the concept of rhyming. Very impressive. Maybe you can appreciate this then:

There once was a fraud named Kitana
Who lived in a trailer with Mama.
She talked like a bitch
Til I scratched that itch
And said, "Oops, look! You've got some cum on ya!"

 

I'm supposed to be ready to take a bunch of my junk to a yard sale in an hour and a half and I haven't even really started going through my things. The only reason I've got anything at all bagged up is because I'd put off clearing out the closet in the next room and I knew I needed to do that before my roommate went to sleep. I hope I didn;t keep him up too long.

Fortunately, most of the stuff I need to chuck is still boxed up in the hall from when I moved in here in May. And the clothes in my closet that I never wear are easily identifiable because the hangers are still wrapped in easy-to carry bunches with masking tape, just like I left them 6 months ago. I like to think I'm being environmentally conscious by recycling these old boxes, trashbags, and rolls of tape.

Can't wait to start packing for the big move next week.

 

Now I'm feeling poetic:

Remember that virgin Kitana?
Whose favorite words were 'Don't wanna'
With her dildo stuffed in
She'd say with a grin
'With pleasure like this, who needs Bwana?'

 

That Texican half-breed, Ofelia
Fond of constantly sneering 'I'll killya'
Said she once with a leer
And her intentions were clear
"If you just ask me, gals, I will FEEL YA!"

{curtsy}

 

dude you suck

 

dude you suck

there was a young dude named ed
who liked eating oreo's in bed
and when it was cold
one slipped under a fold
and now its like sleeping on lead..

 

A lad named Edson from Kent
Had a knob most exceedingly bent
He'd say with a grin
While wiping his chin:
"No, really - 'twas an accident!"

 

There was a dude named Ed
who didn't live in Kent damnit...

 

...is 'dude' a commonly used expression in Devon?

 

Hey I still hate her... she hurts anumals and has lupus... I wish that lupus would hurry up and kill her so I can jack off to her autopsy pics

 

Ok, how did Nico and Ambitious Procrastinator get my name?

IMC: don't hold your breath, I am doing well, the only problem i am having is my mental health. For some reason, every time a big, fat, ugly guy makes me angry, i stalk him and castrate him...

*goes into a psychotic daze*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
Ok, how did Nico and Ambitious Procrastinator get my name?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm sorry it looks like Old Reverend Yoshi is a penis dribble and told them.. but why do you care. Ofelia is a cool name.. hell it fucking beats any mary, sue or christine..

 

Emetic: why the fuck did you post my name?
i believe i told you not let that go too public...

Emetic went to far
i ignored his begs and pleas
when i made him get on his knees
and suck dick like a star

 

Emetic:
You should know better
than to fuck with Disorder
You can expect a letter
with some white powder