I just got off the phone with a telemarketer ... They called to offer to consolidate my credit card debt (I have NONE) when I answered it was a recording and gave me the option to talk by pressing one.. so I did, a young guy comes on line.. and I yell in a retard voice ... "I gotta cwedit cod" ... I have done this many times with my sister and most of the time they just hang up... this asshole decided to make fun of a poor retarded girl..then well it went a little something like this. TM=Telemarketer TM -why yes ! we are offering you a credit card with no spending limit ME -I gotta bwockbusta cod TM -really- you rent movies ME - uh huh, I like funny movies TM -have you ever seen a porno movie? ME -hahhahaa haa not at bwockbusta but on da compootah TM -REALLY what kind do you like? ME -well all kinds but I wheelly like da ones wiff 2 girls and stuff in da butt Now his voice gets creepy and turned on... TM -do you chat on yahoo? ME -yeah wanna chat wiff me and see my boobies..I like showin dem. TM -YEAH I will be home in like 3 hours - what is your screen name? ME -oh I forgets it... I have to look at my computer TM - get a pen and I will give my screen name. (pause) OK IM READY ... got the screen name said BYE so now I need to create a new yahoo screen name and look retarded on a webcam - and show my boobies. I hope he has a webcam too. Im gonna make me a funny youtube video if he does. so I am debating... should I put on makeup and attempt to look like a normal looking girl that happens to be retard ... or should I try to look like an ugly retard (much easier) Unlimited Time liked doing yahoo chats with guys looking ugly.. draw on a slight mustache.. was funny. man men are fucking weirdos.
Damn I got stood up by the guy. I added him as a friend, and he sent a message saying he is off work tomorrow and can talk then.:frown: this is soooo sad that my life is so boring right now that I was really looking forward to acting tarded and having funny cyber sex with a telemarketer. I put on my purdiest Chistmas night gown.
OK this just happened. I am sure it get will better next time... I removed our screen names.. hopefully this will continue and be a fun little hobby for me . are you on? yes how are you horny really, do you have your cam on (Sent him an invite) how old are you? 29 do you live alone? I have lerning disablity I live with 2 girls that are the same way you are very pretty can see more of you? in alittle bit..you gots cam so do you play with your pussy I do but not on this computer. I will tonight we have 5 cats no do you touch between your legs? alll the times have you ever had sex? nooooo but my romemats we all play What do you do together? suc boobies, suck eachs cooter, stic stuf in it really? how often all the times when not bloods Kim is the best she sucks me good an lic my but Are they there now? no thay work will b hom at 627 ever wanted real sex, or have a man lick you? YES wood you; you like me I like you a lot, you have my dick so hard right now I would love to stick it in you in your pussy, in your ass why wood you do tha to my cat...which one? no in your pussy- between your legs. Like what you see on porno OH haha ok wana com over now I live far away but could plan a trip you think your friends would want us all to get together? you want to sex them yes all of you, and I want to watch you suck each other I thot you like me I do, very much but now you want sex my friends that is cheeting OH I am sorry I will not sex them only you you are my girl!! good you mad me cry I'm sorry babe, it will just be me and you. I will make you feel so good. wil you love me yes with all my heart you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. How long is your hair? (I show it on webcam- I had pulled back in a ponytail) wow you are very pretty (I now stop making the ugly retard face with a crazy smile mushed up nose) you want to talk on the phone? no... i dot like my talk..I know I sounds stupid were you born with your disability? I dont no wan see my boobs now yes (pull them out) those are big and nice. can you suck them? I got to go will you be on tonight For you YES ok bye I love you I love you too. I really do! man took forever coloring... fuck that so much work for not that great of a chat... next chat I will just cut and paste the shit. - forget about hiding the screen names ... I wonder if I could talk him into visiting. I kinda like playing retard.
no but I guess I will tonight. I HOPE. I hope to god he is gross... cause if he turns out to be really hot - that would make me sick. Atleast a gross guy does not have many options. I did make a video of what I looked like on cam... it is kinda embarrassing cause at first I really did look retarded. I have a great retard smile... And half the time as I typed - I talked... in my retard voice. I have no idea why. I think tonight I will put on the webcam make up... To look good on my cam it requires a lot of make up ... just to look normal. it is a crappy cam. I put on my makeup while looking at it... look good, then later look in a mirror and be like OMG -I look like Tammy Faye's gothic whore sister. One great thing about this new online friendship... I dont ever have to worry about my spelling and grammar being correct... I actually have to make it worse.
I wanna see the video. It has got to be hilarous. Yeah, don't change the colors next time. It was hard to read the red and blue. I had to highlight all of the text to see it. My vision sucks.
I did the same things. Just set yahoo to 'save chat text' and it will put it up nice and neat for you. I think it's been a while since there was any burn chats, that might be nice to add to the site. 'Retard Seduction' You just have to end with something like 'This is lieutenant barbara hershey of the 'lake city' PD...... something to that affect.
I kinda want to keep this going for a while ... yeah sorry about the colors... should have used yellow or something.. next time I will just email it to Phatboy..let him post it. I want to keep his screen name privet for now.. dont need anyone messing up my fun and sending him a link to this thread. and I will edit and add my chat tonight with him and upload it to youtube... it will privet - invitation only... so if you are on youtube and wanna see it, you will have to add me as a friend on youtube. I would have talked to him longer but the baby woke up and was walking into the office... so I had to put up the boobies and cut the cam off quick before he saw the kid.
no but he did send a message. I was signed in yahoo kinda waiting for him... then realized I was signed in as me... not as Cindy. SO by the time to switched, it was real late. however since I could not sleep last night, I joined a Muslims 4 Marriage site. Got many messages.. so I chatted with muslim guys that want to help me be a better muslim woman and wife... since I used my real pics with no hijab and wearing make up . good times.
I am sorry this disgust me. You are making fun of mentally challenged people. Probably planting this fantasy in this guys head and he will live it out with an innocent young girl. There are sick men out there that seek out handicap victims and you are encouraging it. Making fun or religion is not something you should be doing as well. I am sure you are an uneducated, evil, and unloved person. GROW UP !
Black people can say the word nigger and make fun of black people... due to my circumstances (was married to an Arab with Muslim family/roots) I am allowed to make fun of them and due to being fat - I can crack fat jokes and due to having retarded friends - (you know who you are) I can make fun of retards. --------------------------------------------------------------- my new boyfriend has not been on line- Im gonna go crazy on his ass.
