so Friday was my son's last day of school... that had a little party. Turns into a questionnaire from all the my son's class mates. They kept asking all the questions.. like Is it true he has helped save dogs.... and watched surgeries - yes Does he have over 50 PS2 games - I think he has close to 80-90 did yall go to Orlando for spring break- yes this went on and on... then the lies started coming in.... Does he have a flat screen TV in his room? my kid's eyes kinda had that pitiful Oh shit look, looked like a sad sad puppy ... so I went along... yes he does...its an older one like 3 years old... but like a little smaller then 50 inches. The look of "thanks mom" was on his face. Then they asked - is he going to Germany to see his dad over summer vacation, then a another kid said ... he told me he was going to Hawaii ... so being a cool mom with no morals I said... " we are planning on going to a few places in Europe... including Germany... for a few weeks, then back home for a week... then to Hawaii. Maybe a few other places if I find good deals. so my kid was the cool kid for a few hours.. everyone wanted to ask him questions... I am pretty sure this was bad parenting... because I just started lying like a mofo to these little kids that were assholes to my kid all year long. I wanted them to feel bad and jealous of my kid. I told stories of his skate ramp, and ATVs, and really exaggerated and/or made up everything... and this little ugly girl that my kid liked at the beginning of the school year who was mean to him, and now he hates her... said - can Evan come to my birthday party next Saturday? I looked at Evan and he said made a (eww no face with a scrunchy nose) I said "he is going to his girlfriend's pool party next Saturday... I think Seth is going too" she had given everyone invitations except Evan and Seth... and Seth had already left with his mom. She said , "well he can come to mine instead- it will be bigger" ... I kinda whispered , had a sweet smile and said "well his girlfriend is prettier" she stomped off. haha I loved the look on her face... woohoo - take that !!! you little slutty stuck up 9 year old cotton headed Beeotch I really should write a parenting book. Because my kid is still happy as hell, and even cleaned up his room. I started thinking... what would my dad have done in that situation, IF he would have showed up at school party when I was 9..... he would have told embarrassing stories and had kids laughing at me... so yeah I think telling lies to asshole kids and being on my son's side was better. My friend said... "that is terrible, what about those poor kids?" My answer... fuck emm... I hope they imagine my kid in Hawaii while they swim in their blow up pool full of mosquito larva all summer long. Shoulda been nice to my fucking kid.
thats awesome. We try to do as much as we can (just got back from Myrtle Beach) with our kids during the summer. It's important to do cool stuff, and then again just being together stuff. I wish I had a pool in the back yard, but we go up to the Y, which has a pretty nice outdoor pull with a waterpark worthy slide. It's fun. We are going to hit Carawinds (up there in Dwaine Country) in the next couple of weeks, they have a nice water park and the amusement park is pretty good, and not as 'shady' as Six Fags. I think we are going to take the camper to the sea again, I wish we had a motor home, maybe by next summer we can get one. The only bummer is that baseball/softball games will continue almost to July (HOOOOTTTTT). Then school starts back in early August. Big Mama you should right a book about parenting.....we should have a title contest in this thread. So here goes the 'Name BigMamas' Parenting book contest' 1. "Parenting by Rhonda, No means Yes" 2. "You are the coolest person your kid knows, dont fuck it up"
Unless the Arab comes through with something... I plan on going to Panama City for about 10 days... and maybe Gatlinburg... Not going to do any big trips... unless the shityass dickhead arab pays. We do lots of little day trips to the water park, lake, Sun Valley beach, wildlife reserves... crap like that. Who knows - asshole did mention Hawaii... But I seriously dont think I would go with him... not unless he promises a romantic all alone boat outing... with lots of chum.
Play Natalie Wood with him. I can come along and play the part of Christopher Walken. I would have done the same thing and just said something in private to him later. If those kids were dicks to him, they deserve to eat their bratty little hearts out.
Win Tommeh tells a whopper in pubic, I beet his ass. He tried to tell some won that I loved him once and I beet 7 shades of shit out of him!
Good for you Bigmama, you are probably cool as shit in your sons eyes. Kids can be such mean little fuckers. My boy had some problems with a bully down the street, but he wont do anything about it. He seems to wear his heart on his sleeve, he could put them in their place if he had it in him. My boy is only 7, weighs 60 pounds and is solid. Anyway, one morning I was seeing him off on the school bus and the kid who bullies my son looked at me and shrugged his shoulders like what are you gona do about it...I was livid. I made a breaking motion with my hands and he hid behind 10 gallon tits(his mommas nickname I gave her since she never wears a bra and her tits hang to her knees). So far so good, the little fucker hasnt bothered him since.
I remember our neighbor when I was a kid bitched me out when no one was around for making fun of her. I don't get how an adult can be offended by what a kid says. Kids are assholes. Big deal. That woman was a fucking cunt. When I didn't get along with her kids, she wouldn't give me a ride home from the bus stop. (It was a long dirt road) I would have to walk behind their car. But when my mom would come pick me up, she would give them a ride and it would make me so fucking mad. I still hate that woman. I'm glad her husband used to slap her around. I hate the husband too. He kicked my dog for no reason one time. Just kicked him.
You left out this part of the interview Kid in Class - Is it true that Evan killed a dinosaur? BigMama - Why yes he did! A T-Rex and a Raptor! One of them with only his bare hands and Nija Kung-Fu skills to assist him! He is a 9th degree blackbelt you know. Other Kid In Class - Is his best friend an alien from the planet Zandar? BigMama - I'm not sure if "Best Friend" is the appropriate term. Perhaps... the term "His Bitch" would best describe Xevon's friendship with my son. Xevon worships him! Yet Another Kid - Does Evan really have sixteen girlfriends from another town who beg him for sexual favors? BigMama - They aren't really his girlfriends. There just a few of many hos my son has collected over the past few months. They way they drool over him is almost pathetic. Just another 16 hos to add to his collection of hot bitches. To them he is known as Evan "Fly Daddy" Bitchslapper.
yeah I probably would have answered them the same way... hell when he is a teen I will probably still be lying for him... oh well , thats what moms are for. I almost forgot... evidently we have a 4 foot iguana...because one kid has a 2 foot one... so I guess our imaginary iguana had to be double the size. as for bullies... have not had a problem in school with any, but last summer these little fat girls came to live with grandma for a month... they were like 10 and 9, but HUGE, my son is tiny (50lbs) ...they pushed him, and took his Razor (kick scooter) from him. He came home and told me... I ran down there and asked to talk to their parents... they said they were there visiting the granny and she was gone to the store. I told them " not to lay another chubby hand on my kid " ...they turned all tuff,.... "or what are you gonna do" ... I told them I worked for DEFACS and I would have their granny put in jail for leaving them alone. One said.. "thats why we are here, my mom is in jail... and cant have us for a long time" ... " well if granny goes to jail - you go to an orphanage" they turned nice after that.
