where's emetic?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Dec 7, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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  2. Nursey

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    Emetic?
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    AHHHHH Emetic
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    you know....

    old guy.. talks a lot...
     
  5. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    you know....

    old guy.. talks a lot...
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    yeah,got you...likes to sidle up clooooose to they guys-him??
     
  6. kitana

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    i think nursey scared him off
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    does that please you?
     
  8. Emetic

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    Ah, I get back from a short trip to heart-warmingly find that I'm never far from the thoughts of Fuglites

    Nursey, how many times do I have to tell you that - no matter how outrageous your attempts at capturing my attention - that anything between us is just not to be? Your picaresque pictorials are surely entertaining, and do show encouraging signs that you're capable of redeeming constructivity whenever you take a break from your habitual E-binging and concomitant flying-the-astral-plane-economy-class gibberings.

    Besides, I think their not-so-subtle subtextual ironic commenting on a certain other's rectal receptivity is most unseemly & indiscreet. Then again, I suppose within the context of your respective dom/sub dynamic, it's just routine foreplay before commencing the unnatural orificial invasions.

    No matter - any fancied long-distance traveling hither and yon in pursuit of gratifying your base, twisted impulses in a brief, desperate writhing is just not in the stars. You'd do well - for your continued struggle toward achieving permanent lucidity - to just accept that. You don't have to believe me now - just wait and watch for the undoubtedly horrific result should a certain delusionally naive male here follow through with the ill-conceived plan to meet with the psychotically dysfunctional female object of his (dis)affections.
     
  9. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Fruitlessly wished Kuntuna:
    i think nursey scared him off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Happy to disappoint you
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    just wait and watch for the undoubtedly horrific result should a certain delusionally naive male here follow through with the ill-conceived plan to meet with the psychotically dysfunctional female object of his (dis)affections. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you'd BETTER be talking about disorder there, muvvfugga....

    (or lomo)
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    you'd BETTER be talking about disorder there, muvvfugga....

    (or lomo)
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    judging by the (dis) I would say Tit's love beast.
     
  12. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    you'd BETTER be talking about disorder...or lomo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Lomo's not naive; Nauseous isn't psychotic.
     
  13. Disorder

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    maybe not
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Lomo's not naive<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Huh? I don't get it...

     
  15. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Besides, I think their not-so-subtle subtextual ironic commenting on a certain other's rectal receptivity is most unseemly & indiscreet. Then again, I suppose within the context of your respective dom/sub dynamic, it's just routine foreplay before commencing the unnatural orificial invasions.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    the implication that she is transferring the carnal homo-erotic fantasies that she has for me onto you, is peurile to say the least.. she doesn't need to vent repressed sexual desires because we expend all our bestial rage during each and every fuckfest...

    but i find your description of the things a man does in the bedroom/living room/kitchen/bathroom with his woman as unnatural quite disturbing.. wasn't it you who threw the 'open-minded' card into the game?

    self depreciation is an applaudable asset...
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    a certain delusionally naive male here follow through with the ill-conceived plan to meet with the psychotically dysfunctional female object of his (dis)affections. [/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    so what?

    u put the two of us together and what?
     
  17. Emetic

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    At the least, the plotline to a Lifetime Network movie of the week.


    {Wait! Don't say it...I know what you're gonna say. Instead, just skip straight to #7, Point 4}
     
  18. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    your description of the things a man does... with his woman as unnatural quite disturbing...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Point of order: in my unflagging and judicious concern for discretion, I only alluded to - rather than described - any particular activities of which you and she may or may not necessarily partake. But given Nursey's open and unabashed fondness for endoscopes, specula, forceptual devices and other various invasive clinical tools, it requires little imagination to picture the metallic methods by which she inflicts her love upon you --all in the name of concern for your health, she would have us believe, of course.
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    and this is unnatural why?
     

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