Benadryl Dreams

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, May 23, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I was kid free last night, but did not feel like going out. I took Benadryl last and went to bed.

    I dreamed I was in a lesbian bar, had a few drinks... kept complaining of the dyke music. Now I am not butch in my appearance, I have long hair, wear makeup, dress in feminine clothes... this place was full of manly butch women. Anyway - I got kicked out for being a man. They also took my car keys and said it was property of the club. I kept calling 911 on my cell phone but no cops would come out. The 911 operator said "that place is off limits for city of Atlanta..they have their own laws" I was crying. So I walked to a Mrs. Winters chicken place... made friends with a homeless man and he said for 10$ he would get my car keys back. I said I would give him 20$ when the keys are in my hand. He brought me my keys... but said in the struggle he lost my alarm/lock-unlock remote thingy. I run to my car open it with the key... alarm goes off I crank it and start driving off (alarm still going off) all these mullet dykes and punk dykes start attacking my car. I figured hmm the police wont come out here... so I drove over them.
    Then I woke up.

    Now I am sitting here thinking - I got kicked out of a lezzy bar for being a man...WTF?


    Now I am halfway scared to go out tonight... like my dream was a warning. Not that I was going to a gay bar but maybe something bad will happen.
     
  2. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    LMAOOOOOOO
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Also as I was running over dykes, really slow... the car was bumping like going over huge speed bumps... and a spilt a hot Starbucks coffee on me... and I never went to Starbucks in the dream.
    I also ripped off the homeless guy and never gave him any money- and feel bad for that... because he was sorta beat up when he came back with the keys... and out of breath. I just grabbed them and ran to my car. What a bitch, I think I should give a homeless person money today.

    I wonder why I always remember my dreams when I take something... and 95% of the time when I dont have a drug in me - I dont remember my dreams.

    Last dream before this I remembered was my sister using a "do it yourself" dental kit on me that she bought off an infomercial. She basically trimmed my teeth down half way. They were sharp and painful and cutting my lips. I woke up and was mad at her for a few hours.

    Years ago before I met the Arab... I dreamed that this vet I used little kid drowned in a lake. And I was trying to save it. It was really scary. Next yearI met the arab, and now I think... was that a warning about my kids? so now I am a total freak about my kids and water.

    Maybe I put to much thought into it... but when I was teen I had few dreams that were warnings that I did not put any thought into. I was always saying "OMG I dreamed about that" SO now I over analyze.

    To be on the safe side I shall not enter any dyke bars or let my sister do dental on me.
     

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