a mom rant

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, May 15, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Well my 9 year old decided to take a few Moroccan items to show and tell about 2-3 weeks ago. He also decided to teach the class some arabic words. Shukran - Thank you, Marhaba- Hello, La- No, Aiwa- yes...

    anyway-I did not know he taught them words... he never mentioned anything. Turns out he also taught a bad word. Sharmouta ... my kid knew what it meant... well at least he knew it was bad. He said it meant FRIEND...when in fact it means Bitch/whore


    well I got a letter today from my son's teacher... I will take a pic and post it - my camera is dead right now.

    Anyway turns out the whole class has been saying "sharmouta" for a while- I guess it is a fun word to say.... and well one of parents looked it up - came to the school bitching up a storm. Anyway- I am sure that is not worst word (not even in English) her kid has ever said- whatever.

    The teacher also expressed her concern about spousal verbal abuse.. I guess she figures the Arab is cussing at me in arabic all the time, and that is how my kid picked up the word. She referred me to a CHURCH organization... WTF?

    She just tried calling me - but I was on the other line, and my kid was walking in the door... so I ignored it

    How do I explain my kid knowing the word? Yes the Arab and I cuss, but 99% of the time in English. If it was an english cuss word... I could say he herd it on TV or whatever...

    This teacher is a cunt, she has attacked me for every thing from the way my kid dresses ... made me come to school with a T shirt because he was wearing a surfing brand "Billabong" ... she also said he dressed too adult - I bought all his clothes at Target or the mall... and he is actually small for his age, so all the clothes were made for 6 year olds. She got pissed off when I said "you want him to wear shirts with Winnie the Pooh on them.. "

    Then there was the chap stick deal... my kid had the worst case of chapped lips, and I sent him with chap stick....regular old chap stick. Teacher called and said He needed a Doctors note and I need to sign a release... and the chap stick would have to be in the office.
    I went up to the office to talk to them... and a little fat girl came in, wearing RED RED lipstick. I said " so does she have to apply her lipstick in the office?" they said that was cosmetic - I said " So if I take a tube of lipstick- put chap stick in it - can he carry it then?" SOOO little 8-9 year olds can wear whore red lipstick, and my son can not put chap stick on his chapped lips... fucking retarded.

    I am so glad school is almost over.... and I am sure next year - He will get the cuntiest teacher available as well.

    ooo I will call her back on speaker phone and make a video of it.. might be interesting. I just have to find my camera charger first.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I wouldn't speak to the bitch at all. I would take the letter to the principal and tell them that you were offended that she referred you to a church organization when you are Hindu (or some other religion). And what about the separation of church and state? She fucked up and she's a stupid fucking cunt. I'd just want to go off on her. I don't have kids, but I cussed out a kindergarten teacher a few years back and it was great. I wouldn't take one ounce of crap from a shitnosed teacher.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    the weirdest part... his teacher is like half midget. Like she is not full blown midget... like 4'5-4'8"ish... has a normal body and head...arms are a little on the short side..and she has no neck.
    She is also Mexican... with a spanish accent, and a lisp.

    After I figured out she was a cunt... every time I go up there, I wear tall shoes... I already look HUGE next to her. But I like to REALLY look down at her. She is below my boob level...

    Yeah Im gonna bitch about the church thing. I hope I am divorced soon and move to a different school district... I am already known as the BIG BITCH MOM there. You do not even want know about the huge fit I threw up there last year at field day... my kid (with a heart condition) was outside all day- begging to go in to cool off, they would not let him. I went up there and really showed my redneck roots. SO I have a bad reputation there...
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    So You are leaving the arab dude?
     
  5. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Kosumuck?
     
  6. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I'll tell ya what she does on the weekends:



    She's a badass and you don't want to cross her. Once church is out, she goes loco and turns into a total puta.
     
  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    Does she have a mustache as well?

    Speaking of Mexicans.... I miss Kitana....
     

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