We arrived at the hotel to find that the pic on the brochure must have been taken 70 years prior to our booking. The blurb also failed to mention that it was right across the road from a brothel and several flats full of junkies and thugs. The drunk on the steps was kind enough to move over enough for us to get in the door, so I gave him a cigarette for his trouble. Heading for the train station I stopped at the teller machine to withdraw some $$. Someone had spat all over the keypad so I decided to wait till we got to town. Much to the disappointment of the shady looking guy in the trench coat waiting patiently beside the machine. He followed us as far as the end of the block then slinked back to his former position. At the train station I decided to go to the loo while my friends got the tickets. I walked in to find the walls splashed with blood and the words “Fuk you white bitches” painted in shit. Three teenagers slumped in the corner. One was passed out and another was helping the third, who was obviously too trashed for the job, to tie a rag tightly round her upper arm. She looked up at me and snarled “Wot r u lookin at?” and spat at my feet. I decided to wait till I got into town. We finally found a nightclub that didn’t think my bearded friend ‘looked like trouble’. After paying out $20 entry fee I rushed in to go to the loo. Here the toilets had those lovely purple UV lights (so you can’t see your veins) and I only had to dodge one pile of spew. Drinks were $5.70 and were made out of the type of nasty bourbon that tastes like Metho. A guy I asked to dance looked me up and down and said “Nahh, I don’t wanna fuck you!!” His mate said, “I will” and proceeded to hump my leg like a dog on heat. The women I tried to talk to either warned me off their boyfriends, thought I was coming onto them or tried to hump my leg like a dog on heat. In general the people I met were either rude or too fucked up to be rude. I could go on and on. Never again!! Australia has lots of great party spots, but this aint one of em. Don’t go there!!
Sydney sux, Auckland seven. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tee heee tee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bwauhhhh ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <marquee>tee hee hee</marquee> <marquee direction="right">tee hee hee</marquee>
Oh! I see... Well I lived in Sydney for a while, and loved every minute of it! Says a lot for my Character eh? And if there is one place on earth where you can get anything you want ( including killed ), Kings Cross has to be it...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Oh! I see... Well I lived in Sydney for a while, and loved every minute of it! Says a lot for my Character eh? And if there is one place on earth where you can get anything you want ( including killed ), Kings Cross has to be it...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmmmm!!!
I'm not sure if you saw this Sooky,and seeing as you were so pleased with 'BARNLANCING' i thought i'd repost...the bigger,clearer version!It's obvious you had a great time in Sydney,but about that little worry of yours...what's that fucking saying?..."It's not the size of the boat at sea but the motion in the ocean" or something...and by the looks of it,certain things appear to really help your 'dinghy' make waves!
Hehehe... If only you could see who was with me and took the pic... Hehehe... I've got some pics of her somewhere, I'll scan and post one when I get time. But I'm still flattered by your attention
Well she's not Kylie, but she's just as horny! It don't look like it in this pic, but she's got perfect 36E (yes E!)breasts! In fact I've got some pics of them as well somewhere. I'll go see if I can find some...
Pinky! Does all this mean that, that one day in the hayloft... You were thinking of someone else the whole time?!?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: You were thinking of someone else the whole time?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well not the whole time...
Okay then... How about a pic of me and her together? And if you don't believe that's me, then tough shit!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> TELL HER NO! what the fuck is she doing with those tights on? and hooker shoes........ Ooooooooooooh
Well I think she looks great in them. But then I do have a bit of a thing for tights (and she knows it)...
