the IMC "friendly" public restroom...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Dec 7, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Comming soon to the fugly forums....
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ooh, i cant wait
     
  3. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    You need extra chairs IMC i just burnt my ass on the hot pipe.
     
  4. yomamazagreasymofo

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    Are they going to be like jail cell crappers?

    Let me tell you, nothing sucks worse then having to shit on a soiled stainless steel toilet that's already clogged, while there is one drunken negro passed out on the floor in front of you, and another sitting on the bench, bitching abut when his "ole' nigga-lady (his words) gonna bail his oppressed ass outta heeuh!!"

    You use up almost half of the toilet paper roll just covering the fucking seat, and after that, you use what you need, and whatever's left, use it for a pillow when you rest off that drunken stupor...

    I just wish they would legalize violence and public drunkeness so I don't have to go back to that fucking hole again.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

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    Well Im waiting for the pics but here is the breif Idea...\
    A small square cubicalwith a toilet aganst the back wall... less than 2 feet away facing it is a child seat with restraints. the toddler can watch you shit, or you can jerk-off on it, ect... Like I said pics to come...
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    way to ruin the surprise, asshole
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    What the hell is the matter with you, man?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey I didnt build the thing, I just brought the irony...
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo:
    Are they going to be like jail cell crappers?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Those are the worst.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Amen to that.
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Sadly enough, these things do exist. They are putting them in Wal-Marts so that parents can restrain their kids while they take a shit. Pretty crazy huh?
     
  10. Emetic

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    Can't see how that would be either less expensive or more effective than installing at the front of the store a horizontal 4x4 on supports at either end, with eyescrews set along the top with attached metal dog leads & collars - a modern hitching post for ankle-biters.

    I'd rather hook up the hypothetical kid to such before entering the store so I could shop in peace, let alone preserving the sanctity of the dump.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    What the hell is the matter with you, man?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    he has kitanitis
     
  12. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    ... less than 2 feet away facing it is a child seat with restraints. the toddler can watch you shit, or you can jerk-off on it, ect...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What the hell is the matter with you, man?
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    he has kitanitis
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no im not acting like a 4 year old mexican crackwhore wanna-be... so sorry...
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    you are a crackwhore, fucktard
     

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