Delta Burke

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, May 10, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I was told by TWO people today I looked like her. Well this old guy told me and his friend agreed ...

    I know she was beauty queen, and pretty hot in her day... but I have a feeling they meant the CURRENT old fat Delta. Not the hot 18 year old skinny Delta.

    But since this is the Internet, I say we think of me as an 18 year old Delta.

    I have been told I looked like Delta many times- it all started when I was about 15, Also Elizabeth Taylor... I guess I am a fat old lady - depressing. Maybe fat chicks with black hair all look alike to some people... kinda like how we think Asians all look alike.
     
  2. BIGMAMA

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    OMG I guess I have the whole Hording thing in common with her as well.
    However, I have never really had depression... but I think I could go into depression... if I do not take care of the hording shit. I swear when I move, I getting rid of everything... I have so much junk, I am ashamed of people coming over now... I need to get outta this this little rental house.

    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Depression/Story?id=4358469&page=1
     
  3. Cheezedawg

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    BUAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry. I'm sorry dear. LMAOOO. But thats just some hilarious shit right there! LMAOOOO. I really shouldn't be laughing but if somebody said I looked like today's Patrick Swayze I'd never hear the end of it. BUHAHAHAHAHA
     
  4. BIGMAMA

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    Well I am glad my sorrow made you ..Laugh your ass off off off off. :rolleyes:

    * sitting here hugging myself repeating "they meant the young Delta, they meant the young Delta"


    I dont think you look like todays Swayze...well I dont know, hell maybe if you would share pic that is not from 1995-
    In 1995 I was (doing math in my head...) I was 18 and very hot piece of ass. My boobies point up back then, did not need trips to the doc to perk my face up... I dont even have pics online that old to share, I would have to scan them.

    oh well - I am fat and old, and look like Delta Burke... could be worse
     
  5. Nauseous

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    When most people think of Delta Burke, they think of Designing Women's Delta Burke. She looked good back then (except for the hair). I don't know what she looks like now.

     
  6. Nauseous

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    In 1995 I was told repeatedly that I looked like Lisa Loeb. That's who I was told I looked like the most ever in my life. Strangers would stop to tell me. I didn't really see it, but when that song was popular, Jesus. I heard it all of the time.

    I have been told I reminded people of several other people that I don't look like either like Sandra Bullock, Adrian Curry and my fave (only two people ever told me it back when I had blond hair) Elizabeth Montgomery.
     
  7. BIGMAMA

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    I wore my hair like that today... just kidding.

    I did go a lil heavy on the eyeliner today. I have been told this many tomes, just not 2 times in one day... My face is a little poofy- I had a pickel attack yesterday-and ate like 6 ...actually that is all ate.. so I am puffy.

    then again maybe his friend just agreed because he wanted to be cool... they were both like 70ish...

    old fuckers
     
  8. Nauseous

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    There are way uglier people you could be compared to. Elizabeth Taylor and Delta Burke have that dark hair/light eyes thing going and back in their day everyone thought they were the shit. There is no way people think you look like you are in your 50's or 70's.
     
  9. phatboy

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    The only person I have ever been compared to is Garth Brooks. No I dont wear a cowboy hat or camel toe my jeans.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    well I for one, think you should.
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

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    Dave Coulier by phatboy is all I got. Screw you, phatty.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    If I remember correct the vote was unanimous by all the fugly members on that thread. :biggrin:
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

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    I stand corrected.....screw you all!!!
     
  14. phatboy

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    Nice of you to grace us with your presence. Now quit talking in that bullwinkle voice.
     
  15. GAS

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    You're allergic to pickles and you ate 6 of them? Do you enjoy being miserable or something?


    It's called a moose knuckle if you're a guy dumbass! :)
     
  16. phatboy

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    I seen the moose knuckle pic and that was a big ole girl in a pink outfit.
     
  17. GAS

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    That was a rare case of female moose knuckle, only a handful are known to exist in the world. Three of which are in captivity.
     

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