Brooke Shields

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, May 8, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

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    Is aging badly. She's a totally unattractive woman now.

    And what is the deal with this Megan Fox I see on TMZ all of the time? Who is she and why do people think she's hot? I don't see it.
     
  2. BIGMAMA

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  3. Nauseous

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    He called it a motor-sickle. What a douche. I hate motorcycles. They do nothing for me. When I see one, I always feel the urge to hit it with my car, much like the feeling I get when I see a Smart car.
     
  4. Reizvolles

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    I have a horrible urge to open my car door when I see the bastards in my side mirror, about to zoom past me in heavy traffic.
     
  5. BigEddie

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    I have Megan Fox in my desktop, OH and she's my avatar.
     
  6. BigEddie

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    Holy shit, wtf? I've been riding a motorycle for the last three years, wtf? We have as much right to use the roads as you do. WTF, you are pissed that we actually have an advantage to use the traffic jams to breeze past you in your cars? WTF? Seriously? That shit scares the fuck out of me each time I ride thinking that someone may hit me on purpose or something. Why the fuck would you even admit to that? How the fuck does that make me a bastard? FUCK, Im just pissed now.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Honestly, it's nothing personal against you or the motorcyclist in general. It's just that it's so much easier to escape the scene of the crime (and especially, if you're skilled enough,) to abscond with most of the evidence still attached to the front grill of your car or truck.

    Couple that with the notion that some people inherit a 'hunting' gene, as opposed to the 'gathering' one that is prevalent now in the age of business and consumerism. By taking out the occasional two-wheeled motorist, the need to kill is satiated. Bonus points if you can keep the carcass plastered to your hood until you get home - this completes the genetic memory desire to hunt.

    I'm not saying that people should go out and start taking out Hell's Angels or serious biker gang patrons, but driving home with the occasional "weekend warrior" that has their Harley towed into the Sturgis rally stuck to your hood ornament is perfectly acceptable, and well within the confines of population control.

    Not only are you doing what satisfies your own carnal desires, but you are also serving a Darwinian purpose, by weeding out the less agile bikers from the herd, and not allowing their numb reflexes to pollute the gene pool for future generations to have to weed out.

    See? It's not so bad after all! :)
     
  8. Nauseous

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    That was the best thing I have read on here in a long time. "Weekend Warrior" cracked me up.

    I don't see how it's legal for a motorcycle to be on the road. If a car runs around with one working tail light, it is ticketed, but it is perfectly acceptable for a motorcycle to be on the road with a 4 inch light that you can't see until it's too late... for them. Oops. And the majority of people that drive them are assholes and think they are some kind of stud driving around on their 'crotch rocket' or whatever.

    I am pretty sure that motorcycles DO NOT have the right to pass cars in stopped traffic... another reason I think most motorcycle drivers are assholes and if someone needs to open their door in traffic for a valid reason while Mr. Motor-sickle guy is 'taking advantage of the traffic jam to breeze past cars' then...
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    It's not legal to use the shoulder as a passing lane but who cares I do illegal shit all the time so why sit in a traffic jam?

    The only thing that annoys me is people who make their car or bike load because in their small little peanut brain they think that impresses everyone. But that having been said the most valid pro-loud pipe argument I have heard was from a biker who explained that since drivers sometimes seem to be blind when it comes to motorcycles at least they can hear them.

    But these kids that watch fast and furious and then feel compelled to put a chrome plated coffee can on their rice burner car's exhaust are the most pathetic IMO.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    I hate it when I see a kid riding on the back of a motorcycle. I have seen some as small as like 5-7 years old. Tell me why in a car they have to be in a booster car seat till like 40# ... but yet on a bike, just wear helmet and hang on.

    I really hate those little fast (non Harley like) bikes. those guys will fly past me (while I am going 80) and they are weaving in and out of cars... it pisses me off.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    One more reason for and edit feature :mad: *loud* of course :rolleyes:
     
  12. Homewrecker

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    If I were in a big city and getting car jacked and had my chance to escape in a traffic jam and one of those fucking ninjas came flying past the car, they better die and I better live. That's all I'm going to say about that.

    I always obey the law in my scooter. Except the distraction that I make when I ride in a skirt. I like my bare mound to catch wind. It's liberating.
     
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  14. Nauseous

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    That reminds me, I gotta get my 1981 Yamahopper fixed.
     
  15. BigEddie

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    Its legal in california btw to drive through the lanes at slow or stopped traffic, its called lane splitting and you can only do it when traffic is like going 35 mph or slower.
     
  16. BigEddie

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    Also, wow. If you guys are any kinf of accurate sample of what people in the US think, then wow, I wont survive for much longer if I continue to ride. Also Nauseos, you cant compare motorcycles to care andhow its fair, its like comparing apples to oranges. You want the same advantages we have? Then learn to ride. Fuel economy is great, I love getting arounf 60mpg and only having to fill up a few times a month (bike holds about 4 gallons).

    I have a 07' GS500f, its a sportsbike, and from what I can assertain, I never go faster than 90mph, and I have to be sure that its like on a straightaway or when theres not a lot of cars around md. I'm only 23 and I want to make it to 24, so I dont ride to showoff, I could care less about what people think.


    Greatest feeling though is, like right now on weekdays, I get out of class around 4-5pm, same time when people get off of work and I live in a hufe metro area and the 6 lane freeway gets jammed a lot and while all the cars have to be idling away and not even moving for miles, I just breeze right through. In the same time it takes me to get back to my place from school in a car (which takes 50 mins) I can make it back in 20 on a motorcycle in heavy traffic. I will be honest here though, I LOVE thinking about how much it must suck to be sitting there, trapped in a car. :)



    But yea, there are a lot of jerks out there, and you have to ride with the mindset that all drivers around you are jerks and dont know how to drive well and are out to kill you.
     
  17. BigEddie

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    wow.....so yeah, how bout that edit feature? WTF, Ive never seen a message board without it. What the hell?
     
  18. Joeslogic

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    There is nothing quite like getting out in the country with wide open spaces and cruising on a bike with the wind in your face. The bad part is dealing with the traffic till you finally get out enough. Traffic is a bitch in a big city no matter which big city your talking about.
     
  19. Nauseous

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    I don't want the same advantages a motorcycle has. I like 4 wheels and airbags.
     
  20. Cheezedawg

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    I like airbags. Soft, fleshy airbags.....
     

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