I was going through the shipments that came in yesterday ... I open this one box and find 10 boxes of Tamiflu. (some vets use it to help dogs with parvo - we never did) He also tripled the amount of bags of fluids we order (maybe those were on sale) The arab is all freaked out the pig flu.. He told me to use his credit card and stock up on supplies ... I asked what kind of supplies... His EXACT words " you know food, water, pet food, shampoo" this got me laughing so hard I had coffee come out of my nose. I pictured emergency shipments of shampoo being dropped from helicopters. Soldiers talking on walkie talkies " we are down to the nasty stuff, White Rain Coconut scented... lets pray for some Pantene" so I guess this pig flu is kinda serious, nothing ever freaks him out. We have been in tornados ... the noise so loud you have to scream, and him screaming... "whats the big deal, calm down" so I guess if gets bad, we will all have clean hair.
There is something about those foreigners and their desire to be 'silky smooth'.... That is funny. The swine flu is probably payback for you making his dad eat pork.
Trust me that has crossed my mind.... and the fact I joked about it a few nights ago... I know my ass will get it... and I will die, and my brother will crack jokes about his fat sister dying from the PIG flu. .... yeah I have already played the whole thing out in my head. God damn Allah is gonna get me back for the BBQ.
I think I will die some ironic way. I figured I'd get it for being a vegetarian (I know that you don't get it by eating pork). Just sounds funny for a vegetarian to die of swine flu. I figure I will be trampled to death by deer or have my throat ripped out by a stray dog.
I think the same way... I saw a news story of a famous cat vet that died from swerving on his motorcycle to miss a cat... I saw this right before I was bit by that wild cat at work, and spent over 3 weeks in the hospital, from the staph infection the hospital gave me... I just knew I was going to die from a damn cat. I also almost had a bad wreck with a Little Debbie truck. I ran way off the road to avoid it. I kept thinking of all the jokes that could be made since a fat girl got killed by a Little Debbie truck. I hope when I die, there is a funny joke about it... just not anytime soon... and all my friends will already be dead or too old to comprehend a joke.
I look at the old death records in my town. One of the best ones read, "Killed by the cars" So we must have had killer cars back in the old days running around. I also found one where a woman drank Drano. Said she suffered from post labor psychosis... guess that is what they would call postpartum now.
I dont know if it is true but 2 people have told me that an internet clip "2 guys one horse" that showed... a guy being fucked by a horse... then later died . I wonder what his cause of death says... and I wonder if it true... I need to look that up
I guess this is old news... yuck. I watched the video... gross. This is not the video, but a reaction video and actual local TV news report.
someone made a real movie about it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/ here is the preview (no horse sex is in it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0l1Z3sZCf4&feature=related
Was there a concert in town that week? Maybe it was those 'Cars'. "You might think it's foolish, the way I run around....."
OK back to the pig flu....and away from the horse sex... they said on the news a child in Texas has died. SO now the Arab had gone fucking nuts. I did not shop for supplies yesterday, I had to watch my kid and my sister's kid while my sis was at the ICU with my mom. My ORDERS today... I say "orders" because that is how is was spoken. This is scary because da arab is never freaky like this. He has me freaked out Orders: "when I get home, I want to see all of this...at my house or yours...or both." he then starts showing his fingers and pulling them down all dramatic 1. Water, plane and Propel... A LOT OF IT 2. Alcohol - like for work but about a month worth 3. can foods and crap that lasts a long time "and get your fucking pets a bunch of food...like 10-15 bags" I ask where I am supposed to put all this shit...15 -50lb bags of food, 40 large bottles of alcohol, and shitloads of water and can foods... this would be impossible in my little SUV and I dont know how to drive the antique truck. he said OH YEAH... we will get it all in the RV when I get back ...but you can go get the can foods. so I guess I will look like big dork buying all can food today... this kinda reminds me of my stupid friend that STOCKED up for the whole y2k thing... I mentioned this and screams..really serious like "ITS NOT FUCKING NEW YEARS ITS A KILLER VIRUS!!!" I so hope I am not wrong on this... and I hope I crack jokes for long time everytime I look at my "supplies" but damn he is starting to get me all weirded out. Guess I better get some extra paintballs to help protect my stock pile of can corn.
I don't get the rubbing alcohol. I don't see any reports yet of deaths in the US. It's not on the CDC. People freaked out in 1976 over the swine flu when one person died. The government innoculated a bunch of people and they developed Guillain Barre.
I saw the thing about the 23 month old in Texas. How wouls you contract the swine flu? Is it airborne, or through contact?
It's a virus. You catch it like you would any other kind of flu. From the CDC: Spread of this swine influenza A (H1N1) virus is thought to be happening in the same way that seasonal flu spreads. Flu viruses are spread mainly from person to person through coughing or sneezing of people with influenza. Sometimes people may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.
Technically, the toddler who died was not a US resident. I think they should not allow anything or anyone from Mexico here until they get a handle on it.
