Top 5

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    one of the only things I like about Facebook is the little "top 5" question everyday... and since no body is talking around here lately

    Here are my last few... what are yours?

    1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face:
    Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin, Chris Tucker, Nadia Sulaiman and Dakota Fanning.

    2. Top Five People you want on your side in a bar fight:
    Iggy Pop, G.G. Allin, Jeffery Dahmer, Steve-O and Billy Mays.

    3. Top Five Places you want to visit:
    Egypt, Dubai, New Zealand, Ireland and Italy.

    4. Top Five TV Shows:
    Dr. G. Medical Examiner, Nip/Tuck, Oblongs, Strangers With Candy and Mystery Diagnosis.

    5. Top Five celebrity crushes:
    Oded Fehr, Chris Noth, Steven Bauer, Richard Moll and John Travolta.

    6. Top Five memorable music concerts:
    Greatful Dead, Bauhaus, Cheb khaled, FRONT 242, and Les Claypool.

    fyi- why they were memorable...and no I do not like most of them
    Greatful Dead- bad acid trip and was puked on
    Bauhaus- My first date with my first husband
    Khaled- place was full of hot Arab men...and surprisingly it did not stink
    Front 242- was the first concert I went to of band I actually like
    Les Claypool- went to a tity bar with them after

    NOW YOU ... pick your Top Five answers... assholes, it is quiet in here.
     
  2. Nauseous

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    1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face:
    Drew Barrymore, Ellen Degeneres, Sharon Stone, Tori Spelling, Jessica Simpson

    2. Top Five People you want on your side in a bar fight:
    Mike Tyson, Gary Busey, Vlad the Impaler, Bruce Lee, Marlboro Man

    3. Top Five Places you want to visit:
    Luxembourg, Ireland, Germany, England, New Zealand

    4. Top Five TV Shows:
    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Anna Nicole Show

    5. Top Five celebrity crushes:
    Justin Theroux, Sean Patrick Flannery, Callum Blue, Peter Krause, Jeremy Sisto

    6. Top Five memorable music concerts:
    Only been to a Sonic Youth concert and it wasn't fun.
     
  3. GAS

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    1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face:
    Ryan Seacrest, Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts, Jessica Parker, Paul Walker

    2. Top Five People you want on your side in a bar fight:
    Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Axl Rose, Michael Clark Duncan, Tito Ortiz

    3. Top Five Places you want to visit:
    Ireland, Germany, Fiji, Australia, Italy

    4. Top Five TV Shows:
    Dexter, Arrested Development, No Reservations, Family Guy, Metalocalypse

    5. Top Five celebrity crushes:
    Jessica Alba, Leann Tweeden, Anna Kournikova, Aisha Tyler, Natalie Portman

    6. Top Five memorable music concerts:
    Korn, Clutch, Blue Oyster Cult, Slipknot, Beastie Boys


    Steve O would be too fucked up and who is Billy Mays?

    You went to a stripclub with Les Claypool?!?! That's fucking awesome!



    Pukey you've really only been to one concert in your whole life?
     
  4. phatboy

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    1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face:
    Simon Cowel, B. O., Nancy Pelosi, Greta, Jenna 6 (trump card)

    2. Top Five People you want on your side in a bar fight:
    My Brother, My Dad, Barry, Joe, MajHavoc (we dont have to win, just have fun)

    3. Top Five Places you want to visit:
    Ireland, Germany, Scotland, Australia, England

    4. Top Five TV Shows:
    Better off Ted, The Unit, Gary Unmarried, Life, Chuck

    5. Top Five celebrity crushes:
    Jessica Beil, Keira Knightley, Gillian Barberi, Erin Andrews, Pukey

    6. Top Five memorable music concerts:
    Motley Crue, Disturbed, Alan Jackson, Low Cash Cowboys.

    Yea, I havent been to a lot of concerts..
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Ah, that's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time. You almost broke through the PMS hate barrier! :)
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Yeah. I hate concerts. The only band I would go see now would be Band of Horses and that'd be it.
     
  7. phatboy

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    You know its true.

    Everything I do......
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    umm FYI - the song lyric thing... it is only cool and funny when I do it

    I hate live shows as well. The sound sucks, people yelling, everyone trying to leave at the same time... blaaa
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    Since you said assholes I know your referring to me also. And this is just to freaking much effort especially since I getting pretty toasted already for 5pm on a Thursday night and I can never make up my mind on anything. Somewhere about halfway through this I will get annoyed with constantly correcting my typo's.

    1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face:


    1. That guy on the Server 2k3 study guides. He reminds me of a wii character. And I don't dislike him but he talks like he is talking to a 3yo and my eyes glaze over and I just want to punch him. 2. Not B.O. but that fucker with the abnormal grin... let me see.

    Rahm Emanuel WhoTF smiles like this :) unless they are just taunting me to punch them in the face? 3. OK I'm thinking of several people of whom know one here would know. ... ok Anderson Cooper. Where the f*ck does he get off calling himself a reporter? 4. ... I opologize but right now I'm feeling kinda melancholy I don't want to punch five people in the face that you know.

    2. Haha! I read Phat's post on this and I'll go with that. We could talk about it for all times. Hopefully it would happen before I got to drunk. I'm a happy drunk mostly and like everyone Unless I'm also on something else besides alcohol. There are a few old friends that once again know one would know.


    3. Top Five Places you want to visit: England, Germany, Australia, Italy, Austria, the Balkins.

    4. Top Five TV Shows:
    Still Standing, Everyone Loves Raymond, Burn Notice..... I just ran out.... No here is a guilty pleasure I blame it on my wife for being an HGTV freak. Clean House.

    5. Top Five celebrity crushes:
    OK this could change on a daily basis. 1. The chick from Pearl Harbor. Kate Beckinsale, 2. The chick from Devil Loves Prada. Anne Hathaway I Googled her after the movie and she was not so great but in that movie I wanted her bad., 3. Parker Posey Indy film queen. Don't ask me why I'm drunk right now. .... OK that's it I got no other chicks on my mind... unless my wife reads this. Then its her.

    I've been to three concerts my whole life .... no make that 4. And yes concerts suck. Traffic, crowds, cops, ... my friend got stabbed at a DIO concert for five t-shirts he was trying to take back to the car. Fuc it just buy the CD and have your own party with your own friends at home. Better times and music.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I want to punch Kelly Ripa and Regis in the face too. Or stab them repeatedly on air... either one.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Heh... I watch that show too. I love Jami Gertz.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Jami Gertz I'd definantly do her. Should have put her on my list of top crush's.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Catherine Bell I forgot about her. Can someone tell me what ethnicity she is? She looks like maybe she has some Lebanese in her or something like that. But damn she is hot.
     
  14. Joeslogic

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  15. BIGMAMA

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    damn sand nigga lover.
     
  16. Joeslogic

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    Heh I got no problem with race. I have a problem with Muslim bigots though. If she were a Muslim that would screw it all up. But even though your a chick you can admit she is hot isn't she?
     
  17. BullGod666

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    she's one of those scientologist morons. They believe that L. Ron Bubba is God right?:biggrin:
     
  18. GAS

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    Shit I forgot Burn Notice!! Glad I got you hooked so I have someone to talk to about it now. :)
     
  19. GAS

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    L. Ron Hubbard stupid!!


    Useless fact of the day: Every Scientology "church" has an office type area reserved for when he comes back.
     
  20. BIGMAMA

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    yeah she is hot.

    I like muslims... I was feeding pork to a 65 year old muslim the past 4 weeks haha... seriously. I was.. and the fucker liked it. he had bbq pork sandwiches, ribs, country green beans with those fat chunks in it... all kinds of stuff - I dont dig eating pig... but I did get a small sick feeling of pleasure watching the asshole eat it. Guess Allah is pissed at me now.

    oh and BTW my sand nigga is not a muslim. Just his mom and dad are.
     

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