This is the third time they have not delivered a package to my house. So their record is 3/3 no delivery since I have lived here. FedEx can get it right, why can't they? I have a house number on my porch! Husband ordered some weaponry and tracked the package and it says delivered, left on porch. It's not here. It's not on the back porch. I guarantee they put it on my scummy redneck neighbor's porch and they took it. I guarantee it and I'm pissed.
I fucked a UPS and Fed Ex man. Not at the same time. The UPS guy said he liked to deliver things to the wrong houses on purpose if he didn't like their last name. You must have a shitty last name. And the Fex Ex guy was hung, just so you all know. But he smelled like white-out and banana peppers.
Where do you live, and when will it be re-delivered? A copy of both of your work schedules would be nice, as well.
I have explained my displeasure with UPS, they didnt even deliver it to the right street. Said the other street had the same numbers, uh ok, but a different phucking name? How phucking smart are these tards?
UPS delivers to my house a guy's diabetic supplies. Every month. I suppose because we get refrigerated / medical shit all the time.. if I was a dick, I would not take the package 1/3 of a mile down the road and hand deliver it.
It wasn't a gun. It was a tomahawk. I keep waiting to see my neighbor outside dressed up as an native american playing with it. They said they didn't get our package and although I highly suspect that they did, I can't 100% be sure. I know what it's like to be falsely accused, so I don't cast stones anymore.
They're too easily traced. Good plan. Best bet is to tap into their drinking water line and poison them slowly. Time it so that the disturbed Earth has returned to normal right before the LD50 is reached. For more hints on household repairs, check us out on the web!
Well, it wasn't them. Another neighbor came by today and dropped it off. The UPS guy was obviously dyslexic. The numbers were the same, just in a different order.
They came to the house today and I wouldn't answer the door. Revenge!! The guy was beating on it like it was the PD. I was asleep and he scared me awake which made me feel sick and mad. I didn't know it was UPS until he left. I just saw a guy on my porch which scared me and made me get my Contender (I'm so tough) and then I had to go poop. I always have to poop when I get scared.
Well its a good thing you did not take Lomo's advice. If ever we meet I will remember and be obsessed with testing this poop theory on you. Its like those fainting goats my parents had. You tell someone and they just got to see it for themselves.
