I had a rough night

Thought I'd go down to San Antonio for a little fun and gun shootin' and ended up passed out in the Target employee restroom. At least I didn't lose my shoes this time. My shoes are always falling off and getting lost.

 

how did you get those jeans on?

 

I never had them off (unfortunately thanks to Lomo's ED).

 

you were wise to not try on the refunded electrical merchandise.

I mean, we could have theoretically sold you a Wii version of Guitar Hero III at 40% off retail... heaven forbid!

 

Do you actually have dolls that you set up in those pictures or do you just google it or something?

 

That's jaundice, not the plastic sheen of a Barbie.

Homewrecker has hepatitis... like her hero Pam.

 

The only Pam I knew was this big titted bitch I met in jail and trust me, she was no hero, but she had some seriously strong back muscles.

 

Goddamnit. I need to change the passwords or something.

OR I NEED AN EDIT FEATURE!!!

 

Relax... It'll all be okay...

 

Hey wait a minute...are you?!

 

Relax... If we all quit replying, the secret won't be out, as the thread will be buried until the next time someone goes around digging up old threads again...

So, remember peeps - no new replies to this thread!

 

D'oh!

 

Me.

Sweet Fucking Me.

 

i promise