uggg, it really really sucked, and I slapped my Xs dad. not hard, just enough to get his attention, anyway, it really really really sucked. I will post pics on myspace... so you nerds with a myspace can view them. I go into detail later.
oh yeah... I decided I will not bore you guys with alll the details... lets just say the arab grandpa likes to drink... and turned into an asshole. We went to Orlando... and lets just say when you have a baby, an old drunk arab, a grumpy arab, and a 9 year old that does not like rides... it sucks OH and asshole did not buy plane tickets, his dad wanted to see the exciting views of i75... ... so we drove. In 2 cars First day Saturday - got there at 5pm, unpacked, went to a Pirate theme, show, food thing- sucked, Sunday we went to Universal... paid for the 2 park/2 day pass... over 500$ got in, and my 9 year old and I got in line for a ride... after waiting for 82 minutes... we said fuck it... It was hot and we were not having fun. It was 2 crowded... so I said I was taking the kids and leaving... and that I was going to get the money back... people laughed, YOU CANT GET YOUR MONEY BACK!!! I went up to guest services... with tears, and said I did not know I was pregnant and just had a miscarriage on a ride, and I wanted my money back - so I got the 240 some odd dollars, they wanted to call an ambulance for me, I said I needed to drop my kids off with someone and I would go to the ER.... we got to ride in a golf cart to my car hehe... and we went to Gatorland... saw hot guys play with gators... and kids played at the water park. 2nd day- Disney Animal kingdom... was ok...75$ per person... had a little rain, so it was not so hot. Old arab just wanted to sit and drink at some bar in the African part... it had a smoking section... so we left his ass there. 3rd day- My 9 year old and I decided to get up early and leave, without the others... so we had a day to ourself..doing little shit, rode go carts and crap like that 4th day,,, today, drove home. what a shitty waste of money, time, gas, ORLANDO SUCKS. We almost went at Xmas time, that would have been better, not so crowded, hot... and we were going to fly. so drove far, paid a lot of money AND DROVE FOR EVER... to see animals we have here in Atlanta at our zoo, and we swam in a pool-could have done that here, and went to overpriced theme park, and did not ride anything... we live about 20 minutes from 6 Flags over GA- that has more rides. I do smell a mommy vacation to Biloxi comming up ...
you know my mom and 2 friends said that was terrible thing to say ... saying... all had about the same reply...something like "now you could be cursed with a REAL miscarriage"... all got mad with my reply... "great then that means I will save money again, ON ABORTIONS" Come on, Im 31 with 2 mix matched kids ...I dont need any more. I cant handle the 2 little shit heads I have now. Damn Arab baby seems to have picked a new habit of taking the diaper off and shitting on sofa pillows.... thank god the sofa was leather at the resort. They wiped up clean real easy. I guess I need to start potty training him... hmmm I wonder what age they start that, I need to google it. My 9 year old was on track with steps like that, due to heart surgeries... so I have no idea when you start the potty stuff. He just turned One like 2 weeks ago. Or I guess I can duck tape the diapers on... or staple them to him.
Ship 'em back to their respective fathers, postage due. Then lasso yewself up a posse (in fact, just pick Homewrecker up - she would do nicely,) and plan a road trip. I'll be waiting for you two with a whole sink full of dishes.
You got a problem with that? What about three kids with three different fathers (at the age of 16). From the family photo album:
Damnit, Homewrecker. Quit using my log-in. I let you bang my husband. But using my log-in?!!! That's just low.
haha .nauseous.. you fucked up your personalities . and yeah bigeddie, 2 baby daddies... but I do have the biggest and nicest trailer in all of the trailer park.
I forgot 3 sucky things about the trip... 1. sand nigga grandpa, started stinking- BAD - at Universal... he was wearing a sweater- fucking idiot. I dont get it, My X never stinks, EVER... and the old arab was eating all american food... why would he start smelling so bad. 2. at the African part of Animal Kingdom, I really enjoyed looking at the plants and tress they had there, we came up to this odd beautiful tree, I was so sure it was fake, reached up it pinch it hard, and got stuck DEEP by a thorn, I was dripping blood for a few minutes, my thumb is still hurting and swollen. 3. Even though we had a 2 bedroom suite, I did not have one minute of privacy - so went the whole trip without flickin the bean. 4. Because of the 9 year old having a heart condition, and got really tired walking at Universal, at the animal kingdom- I put his ass in a stroller. I was expecting people to look at him weird, but hell there were healthy kids bigger then him in strollers. He is size of a small 6 year old, still way 2 big for stroller, but sure beats having to carry his ass... or going to the ER. I missed out on riding anything fun, Only rode the safari thing in a big jeep, and watched a 3d bug movie..and drove some go carts at the small places I really want to go to Six Flags now.
You should have put him in a wheel chair. You would have gotten moved to the front of the line, everywhere. We did that with my ma-in-law and we skipped everything. She has bad knees, so instead of her walking on them all day, it was easier for us to roll her. Worked out perfectly.
damn I got excited, thinking I could go to six flags with a wheelchair and skip lines... till I read this http://www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/200709/474/ BUT I read this, I think I will go and buy the Gold Flash Pass. http://www.geocities.com/pacfolly/sfog disabled people only get the regular pass... and that means you are told to return at a certain time... Gold means- skip ahead of everyone. I think some people had those in Orlando.
Shit... and I thought only stolen handicapped parking permits came in handy. Wow. I'm actually thinking about kidnapping an unattended elderly lady in a wheelchair at the upcoming company picnic - it'll save us a ton of time waiting for the rides, and we might even make the newsletter if we pick out a name and make up a story for the lucky broad. I'm texting this plan to one of my cohorts as I type this...
