Is there some kind of alarm that is silent but I dunno shocks someone awake? I can't stand when people hit the snooze button 6 times each morning, especially after it's went off for 10-15 minutes straight. When my alarm goes off, I get the fuck up. It's that annoying alarm too. The kind that scares me awake and makes me feel stabby. I can picture myself stabbing in time to the beeps. And before anyone suggests it, I already sleep in another room.
I'm pretty sure there's one that's an arm band or something. Try googling silent alarm clock or something.
I found this and it's pretty cool. http://www.yankodesign.com/2008/08/15/a-silent-alarm-clock/ I wish I would have invented something like that.
whe the alarm goes off, roll over and suck your husbands dick. when he blows his loaf in your mouth, I bet you he will be awake.
That sounds like no fun for me. And I don't want anyone's loaf in my mouth. I like poop and all, but not that up close and personal.
My firend's in laws were deaf and all the beds in the house had some kind of audible/vibrating alarm. He used that as an excuse if he was late, he forgot to turn the audible one on and the bed just vibrated.
