Maybe it was vertically challenged? Who knows, they are short and got some big ass heads, so I just call them retards.
I had a dream I sucked WeeMan's peter (from Jack Ass) a few years ago. uuuuhhhh and I was wearing a uniform.. forgot what kind.. that was fucked up.
Yeah, vertical. That's up and down. I had a dream last night that the ex boyfriend I hate the most was trying to hang out with me and my friend and he was rubbing my friend's leg. At first my friend was a guy and then it was a girl. I was wearing a tank top and shorts in my dream and driving a mustang and I had a tan. That is really not me, but I was a really big bitch to him and that was totally me.
i had a dream the other day i had sex with a tram station attendent in ab public washroom in the back...and she was fat and black...and i creamed all over her tits...it was awkward about a day and a half later...i also did some sweet ass bunny hops on a bike(but i dont know ANY THING about bikes)and a unicycle...and a scooter...some thing about the who was in there...they where playing o.0...oh and THANK YOU for that rick roll...a even better gift then dwarf porn...i look for that link all the time...now im gonna book mark it....i love that song...
Where do midgets get the audacity to claim that the word "midget" is offensive? Were there 100 years of midget oppresion that I'm unaware of? Do we as tall people have to use the word "midga"? Did people use that word to hold them back and degrade them? Nope. They just got jealous that the "niggers" had their own word and wanted their own form of power. For this reason... they will always be midgets to me. Fuck it. The worst that will happen is I get bit in the kneecap.
Midget is a term that was originally coined in 1865, referring to an extremely short but normally proportioned person. P.T. Barnum indirectly helped popularize "midget" when he began featuring General Tom Thumb in his circus. Dwarf was originally used to denote those with short limbs as compared to those who had proportioned limbs. Like many other older terms, "midget" has become part of popular language, although it was often used in a pejorative sense. When applied to a person who is very short, midget is now often considered offensive, an example of the euphemism treadmill. Actor Hervé Villechaize insisted on being called a "midget" as opposed to a "little person", which irritated dwarf activists of the time.
now all i got is a short greeting with my future probation officer tommorow...so i gotta learn how to cheat a piss test...(if i need to)
You can always sue one if they stand next to you on the elevator and tell you your hair smells nice...
