TP review

Charmin Bathroom Tissue Plus - with Lotion with Aloe... SUCKS

yes it is soft, but not absorbent. Its like it has Rain X on it. So not good for a cooter after peeing, you just smear the urine around... and I normally use baby wipes after I use regular TP... and when I did after a poop... the baby wipe showed signs of the fancy new Charmin- not doing its job.

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up ... dont buy this overpriced TP... I would rather wipe with cheap TP in public bathrooms.... or even the brown paper towels.

 

McDonald's TP sucks.

Not that I make a habit of either shitting in public or eating at said restaurant, but if you must -

AVOID McDONALD'S TOILETS AT ALL COSTS.

Their shitter paper sucks. It's like wiping your ass with half-thick, mildly-abrasive, tissue paper.

Even if you eat a wicker table before shitting, you WILL use up the entire roll before your ass is fecal-free. It's that bad.

I can imagine people in the olden days, using pages out of the Sears Catalog - can't be any worse than that, other than being less interesting to read.

 

I got some cheap Sam's Club junk and it's okay. I like the Cottonelle wipes in a pinch, but I usually take a bath after I take a dump, even when the TP is clean. I'm just anal like that.

 

So you must take a lot of baths.

I use the cottonelle, or something.

I heard 'back in the day' they used corn husks. Ouch.

Probably not a lot of people hitting the hershey highway back then.

 

And thus, boys and girls, the term "cornhole" was born.

This concludes this morning's etymology lesson for the day.

 

Cornhole is actually a game. I don't know how it turned into an anal thing.

 

I dont see how the term "toss the salad" came about.

 

I believe it became cornholing because some men have ended up with a kernel of corn stuck in the head of their dick after playing a one sided game of mud darts.

 

Oh yeah, I use Charmin Industrial Strength, or something like that.

 

I don't like puffy double or triple ply paper for one thing the roll does not last nearly as long. I just like regular single thickness paper.

 

These cheap stuff is thickand sturdy. You can blow your nose and it will hold a ton of snot.

 

I don't like my finger poking through single ply paper into shit. Single ply is just a bit softer than 400 grit sandpaper most times.

 

the one thing I hate about expensive soft fluffy TP... my 9 year old uses enough TP to wipe 10 grown asses... and when we have the good TP... I have to unclog the toilet all the time. So I buy the thin stuff for his bathroom

speaking of poop... guess what my little arab baby did this morning at 6am... woke up, took his diaper off, and shit on my new sheets and down comforter. Then came over and pulled my hair to wake me up. so I had to rush and wash him, scrape the big chunks off my NEW sheets and put them in the empty diaper he took off, start washing my sheets, then realized I could still smell shit... it was in my hair.

yay the joys of motherhood. :frown:

 

what a way to wake up

 

that is shitey. tommeh did that to me lust weak

 

Just use a little more? This re minds me of that singer, Sheryl Crow mentioned that we all need to do our part to conserve and suggested using one square of toilet paper. I was like WTF?

 

She needs to shut the hell up. I can't stand her.

 

If you use a little more you might as well use two-ply instead of the 400 grit, right?

 

I just got home from eating at Carrabba's... I had put the big bottle of olive oil on my booth seat to keep the baby from knocking it over... after the meal, I realized it had tipped over and it all poured down - to my ass. I sat in oil the whole meal, and never knew it. I went to pee... with a big oily ass, and tried to clean it up some with their TP... it was the worst TP ever, I just came home, and tried to wash my ass in the shower... seems I could not cut the oil. SO I yelled for my kid to bring the dish soap... I just spent 10 minutes scrubbing my ass and monkey with Dawn dish soap... and it still feels oily. I bet I will break out and have pizza zit ass.

What a shitty day.

oh and da A-rab said since the kid is out for spring break next week, we are going on vacation from Sat- Wed.. but will not tell me where. We always do last minute crap and never plan much ahead of time ... but I always at least know where I am going. SO those of you that know me... or at least know my name/myspace.... if I am not back by Thursday... the arab killed me.

 

I think he's too timid to kill you. I mean, he lets the neighbors rob you and doesn't say anything.

Well, maybe he thinks killing you is no big drill? And that you were asprin for it?

Nevermind. I'll keep an eye out for you.