Ok so the Arab pays the phone bill, I never even see it. Last night he mentioned getting a calling card for all the calls the Germany. I was like huh? I NEVER EVER call Germany... he figured it was my kid calling his loser ass dad. Anyway. this was all kinda strange to me, and my kid said he has never called Germany... but you cant his word- he is a little liar I just got home from Walmart, went to my cordless phone, hit redial. I was hitting redial because before I left I called a pharmacy and was on hold for a long time and gave up. When I hit redial, the 011 international # comes up, it rings and a German man answers. I hang up ... I remembered that my neighbor has her 30ish son and his wife living with them (they both got laid off- and lost their house) , and that wife is from Germany. I am REAL bad about leaving my door unlocked, I live so out in the country, and figured it was safe. I go to my neighbors house. The old lady opens the door. I tell her I have her daughter in law on video breaking into my house and using my phone... And that I have all my back phone bills that they need to paid, or I am calling the police. I could tell the mom in law had no idea what was going on, so she yells for the German bitch. I tell her, I have her on video, she calls my bluff and says "Let me see" I say..."ya know what, I will just show the cops" I start to walk away... The mom says, get me the total, and I will pay it. This just pisses me off so much... not really about the phone bill..Last month the total was 132$ the month before was 62$ ... but the invasion of privacy. I guess I should lock my door.. but still give them no right to come on in Every time I leave the house, the son and German are sitting on the front porch smoking and I guess dont plan on ever working, just live with mom for free, and spend the unemployment checks on beer.... they have always smiled and waved... Next time they wave I want to open fire on their asses with my paintball gun. I am just steaming fucking mad right now. Smile and wave at me- then come into my house. FUCKER oh and I remember a few weeks ago, I had 2 slices of cheesecake in the fridge from the Cheesecake Factory...and they magically disappeared. I took a few bites out of one, went out for the night, came home - went to take a few more bites...and they were gone. The boxes were gone, not in my trash... You dont take cheese cake from a fat girl... we will fuck you up. I asked everyone .."DID YOU TAKE MY CHEESECAKES!?!?!" everyone thought I was crazy. Another thing... I have had a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer for like 4 years ... with only about an inch missing... it magically went down to a half bottle a month ago. I figured my teenage nephew poured it into his Pepsi bottle... I asked and he swore to god he has never looked in my freezer... but once again- you cant take his word either... he is a liar. But I am sure he never looked in my freezer...kids dont go in freezers. hell a few months ago I had another neighbor's kids stealing my gas... when the prices went real high. I have had more problems here then when I was a teen living in downtown Atlanta in a somewhat ghetto.
Jesus. That's terrible. I would be so pissed. Are you gonna call the cops? To think my neighbors were in my house nosing through my shit would drive me batshit crazy. I think it would have been fun to plant things around the house like that cheesecake for them to eat, but instead put rat poison in it. So they fucking die or get seriously ill. Who cares? They were unlawfully entering your house and stealing. They deserve it. I wonder if they are dumb enough to come back? I wish you hadn't busted them out so you could set up little traps for them. I kinda want them to be poisoned. You just don't do that shit. Fucking welfare trash! What the hell is wrong with people?
I could understand if they were broke or poor... but they drive really nice cars, and live with the mom who has a nicer house then mine. I am sure they dont pay her anything, and I am sure they get unemployment checks. I just feel betrayed. When they first moved in like 4 months ago, their puppy had parvo, and I treated it for free (most vets here charge 400-900). 5-6 weeks ago She went to Germany and brought my son back some chocolate that he likes... his dad always brought him. My 9 year old gave them his 2 turtles because he was lazy and never wanted to clean the tank, and they still have them in a pond, and my kid goes over there to see them. I would not be so mad if I had never talked to them, and they did not know me... but they know me so that is why I feel betrayed. And I getting more and more pissed each minute. It keeps growing.
yeah he is such a pussy... he said, "no big dead no big deal, leave them alone, they lost their job and house...she just wanted to talk to family I am sure " then he called me a bitch. Says ... they have not stolen anything have they? When I mentioned the jagermeister... he said "so what you have not drank it and have had it for 7 years" He is bad with time...it was 4 years. when I mentioned the cheesecakes... he laughed and said "I bet you ate them" then kept laughing.... that pissed me off.... then he started trying to impersonate me crying "they took my cakes!!" now that WAS funny... and I did laugh, but it still pissed me off.... and NO I did not eat them... I wanted to ... and I know my fat ass does not need to be eating cheesecake... but - urrgg whatever he says I am acting way out of line... and I quote "you just blowing stuff up and out of operation" ( he always says that... and I for some reason have never corrected him) I have a feeling his Clinic THAT IS PARKED AT MY HOUSE... might get robbed.... hmmm lets see if he acts out of line. and blow things out of operation... Fucker. Even if they did not make international calls, eat my cheesecake, drink my Jager... I would still be pissed about someone entering my house without my permission. There is no telling what is missing, I have such a bad memory and this house is filled with so much crap... I am sure they have taken some of my stuff... I just dont know it yet, and probably never will. I find crap all the time, I have completly forgoten exisited
hmmm I think I will find some people in Germany to become phone friends with... chat it up all day... run this bill sky high, see if he still feels like it is no big deal.
You had the luxury of staging a very legal layout at your house, but you've blown it now. Your only act of recourse is to accept the payment for what is agreed upon, with the documented knowledge, and at the same time - lose most legal precedence to get away with brutally slaughtering them, reveling in the agonizing, slow, painful and barbaric death they deserve (provided they're on your property, or stealing such, of course.) *Legal advice has neither been solicited, nor offered, in this post.
My Aunt used to live on a court, well a dead end dirt road, and they kept having stuff missing. So one day after dark my uncle drives out in my aunts car (the nicer car) and my aunt stays behind inside. She's like 6'1" and really mean (and German). She hides in the dining room (you know the ones that are always staged to look like it's almost supper time, but no one ever uses it) that has a swinging door into the kitchen, not like saloon doors, but a big one piece door that goes both ways (like Lomo on prom night ) about 5 minutes after my uncle leaves the phone rings, this was back when answering machines were a luxury. Then again a couple of minutes later. She waits in the dining room for a few minutes when she hears the back door opening, then she hears footsteps in the kitchen. The fridge is opening and she can hear the clanging of beer bottles as someone is picking up a handful of them at a time. When she hears the steps heading back towards the back door she swings the door open (the hinged one) and yells something at them like 'freeze'. Turns out it was the neighbors kid, a good friend of mine actually, he was a lot cooler than my aunt, the house they bought used to be his uncles house and he had a key to the backdoor. Had been coming in and out when they were gone and stealing like a 6 pack at a time. I'm with pukey and lomo, I would have waited it out, then bring a friend over and have them ease out in your car. When they come in, bam. I'm not saying I'd shoot them, but freeze the pellets to the paintball gun and then light them up. Then call the cops and tell them you did it because "I was afraid for my life, and my childrens lives"
