The utterly happy thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I don't want any doom and gloom right now:

     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hey...

    FUCK YOU AND THAT DOG.

    There. I said it.

    Can I pet him now?
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What a cute dog! Just think, it will probably be dead in 10 years or less.
     
  4. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    same could be said about you...minus the cute part :biggrin:

    stop being such a grumpy old turd

    I like talking cats and dogs... that makes me happy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxZabf3u89s&feature=related

    notice all the Siberian Huskies... I hate those, when they wake up from sedation, they scream like a woman and talk. I always thought WOW those are pussy dogs and cant take pain... but then we sedated a female for a spay, put her on the table, and she had a big spay scar, so no surgery... she woke up all crazy like the others.


    I wish my pets talked... I had a cat many years ago that would say Brown and maroon , we always asked him...whats your favorite color?
     
  5. Nauseous

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    That sedation can fuck up a dog's head. They sedated my pit mix a while back and it was just supposed to relax her and it fucked her up for two days. She couldn't even wag her tail, it was all gimped up and her personality was totally different. She talks, doesn't make human language sounds, but you can talk to her and she will talk back.

    The neighbors cat (may he rest in peace) said hello.

    I had a pit mix that said, "Nooooo" You would ask her if she wanted a bath and she would say, "Nooooo" and one day she got in my car (she loved being in the car) and she wouldn't get out and I was like, "Ginger, come on!" And she was like, "Nooooo!" It was so cute.

    I love the talking animals stuff. I gotta go find my favorite.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    That one on the video you posted, the one that looked like a Lhasa, it was probably the best speaker.
     
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  8. phatboy

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    Our girl cat says no.

    My son and I were headed to the store he says, "Hey lets take cleo with us". I say, "sure why not"

    We get her in the truck, she hops on the back seat paws on the back, looking out the back window as we drive off and goes 'noooooooo'. Cracked me up. Of course the last time she was out of the house was to get fixed. She wont even venture outside if you leave the door wide open. The boy cat will grab the door frame so you cant get him out.

    She will talk to me in the morning. of course its probably 'hey feed me asshole'....
     
  9. Nauseous

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  10. Lomotil

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  11. ucicare

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    See there, you can be both witty and clever if you just try.

    And for the record I am not grumpy. I passed grumpy months ago, and now I am just plain obnoxious.
     

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