I did something stupid today thread

I'll start. I went to the gas station and popped open the gas door, paid at the pump and filled up the car. As I was driving off, I heard something funny in the back end. I keep driving. I keep hearing something funny and I'm thinking, "Is that what a flat tire sounds like?" And I keep driving. I look back in the rearview mirror and think, "My spoiler hasn't always been that high, has it?" I keep driving, I hear that weird noise and realize that I opened my trunk and had to pull over on a busy road and shut it. Then I realize that I don't have one of those gas door release thingys. You would think after driving the same car for 10 years I would know this by now.

 

We all do stupid things but shit! Better than the time I was asked to solve a problem in my high school algebra class with a raging boner and tight pants. That was a fun one.

 

I have had my car since Nov 05 .. and I learned a week ago I have a hidden little pull out thingy compartment left/below the steering wheel. when I opened it, I found my 'lost' drivers licence, a debit card , 40$ cash and a Target receipt for gift wrap, and 40$ cash back ... dated Dec 20, 2005.
SO I guess I knew it about then, but completely forgot... and never opened it for ....how long. over 3 years

 

I did the exact opposite, i bought breakfast this AM, and had $3 in change so i got a lotto ticket. I won $500 today. Lucky day for me

 

It could be worse...

You could have had a body in the trunk that you'd forgotten about, too.

 

yeah could be worse.. I thought half way in the story ...you did what I did when I was 17. Drive off and the gas hose thingy still in your gas tank.

 

So Dwaine, what does 500.00 worth of 'Peeps' look like?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa ... that was funny.

hey doowayne... dont cho ass owe me money?

 

See, that's what crossed my mind when the people behind me watched me hastily pull over and shut the trunk lid. Like I was hiding something in there. Figures I drive the same exact car as Casey Anthony...

 

Not quite sure what "peeps" are. Not sure why I would buy $500 worth of them

Do i? how much?

 

Dont be frontin, in front of your peeps, bitch.....

they got they eye on you.

 

what ever you do, NEVER SHOW THOSE TO SCHMED!!!! Something happened to him as a wee lad, and he just starts huffing and puffing and screams at the top of his lungs, and flails his arms around violently, looking for items to smash, and/or to bludgeon those little marshmallow things into oblivion. It's quite errie, yet kind of poetic at the same time. Don't say I didn't warn you

 

I did something stupid today, I left my door unlocked and a dollar fifty in change sitting on my desk. Enjoy Dwaine...you cocksucker.

 

I'm good at leaving my keys in the door. I used to do it a lot and got all paranoid that someone took my keys and in the middle of the night went to walmart and had copies made of everything and put my keys back so I would never know so they could so weird shit to my stuff and I would never be the wiser.

 

Oh, and Peeps are disgusting, BTW.

Gross like Necco wafers.



I hated those things. You'd think they'd taste like a sweet tart or at least pepto bismol and they would taste like colored chalk every time.

Are they sugar free? They taste like some crap a diabetic would have to eat.

 

I love Necos. I think the most disgusting candy is those Circus Peanuts (orange things) and those nasty Easter Eggs.. colored- kinda hollow in the middle - hard sugar.


I leave my keys in the door all the time, its pretty much the only time I dont lose them

 

Candy Corn and I are not friends. I have on occasion eaten a bag of circus peanuts, you have to make sure you dont get the rock hard ones that have been there forever.

I dont like bit-0-honey. I thought I didnt like Charleston Chews, until I had one, it was pretty good.

 

I don't mind bit-o-honey. But there were times that I thought my teeth were never going to come unstuck eating them. They should just give those to kids with loose baby teeth. It'd pull them out or suffocate them. One or the other.

Those circus peanuts are sick. They are marshmallowey, aren't they? I can picture them but I don't know if I have ever had them.

I hate Good-N-Plenty and Whoppers. Oh, god. I really hate Whoppers.

I saw a Three Musketeers mint the other day but couldn't get myself to try it. I hate Three Musketeers, but I LOVE peppermint patties (my fave candy) so anything mint intrigues me.

 

I loves me some Whoppers. For some reason I hear people add an M to them
"Whompers" that annoys me.

I love those Andies , mint things, like you get at Olive Garden

 

I like to put those in the freezer. They are good.