During a recent trip to Bear Mountain in upstate NY, a cute little doggy named Sugar Ray decided to chase some geese onto a sheet of iced-over lake water -- when the ice suddenly gave way. As Nies noticed the pooch struggling to stay afloat, he immediately stripped down to his birthday suit and dove in after him. Nies eventually grabbed the pooch and got him back on the ice, where the scared little guy could run back to dry land.
It made me look at him differently. Not in a good way. I would think he would smell like piss. First morning piss is especially aromatic.
