I'll save a piece of my birthday cake for ya, phatphuck. It's made with feces and white powdered doughnuts. Smells just like 'your boys'.
You still have to wash. I don't think you have grasped that concept yet. I have used baby powder in my hair (on my head, pervs) mainly my bangs, if at the end of the day they look greasy and I need to go somewhere. It works fine in moderation. If not, it looks dull and gray.