Favorite Verses from songs

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousD, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Neal Young's barstool blues performed by the Gourds: "Once there was a friend of mine Who died a thousand deaths His life was filled with parasites
    And countless idle threats."
     
  2. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Lick my ass up and down, lick it till your tongue turns dodo brown.
    2 Live Crew
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    "No ass bitch, no backstage pass"

    "Excuse me ladies, Im just doing my duty, now pull down your pants and give me some booty"

    2 Live Crew
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    the parasites are excited when you're dead
    eyes bulging, entering your head
    and all your thoughts... they rot

    Ugly Casanova
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    My only real friend waits for me at me home
    I pour a double and we drink alone.
    Just me and this voice in my head.

    who wrote it??????
     
  6. Joeslogic

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  7. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer

    Has to be one of my favorite songs of his, cracks me up.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    his mouth scares me... he has a Gary Busey mouth

    I wonder what he is up to these days.... eww wonder what he looks like.If he is even alive, Wow I bet this is only forum in the whole wide web that is talking about George Thoroughgood

    I just googled to find out how to spell his name... here he is http://www.gthorogood.com/
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    The pain, the torment and torture, profanity
    Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity
    And you can't get away!
     
  10. MissPist

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    I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a b.b. gun,
    Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I'd done.
    Put a blood blister upon each bun,
    I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a b.b. gun!

    Yay!
     
  11. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    "Shut up now, and put my balls in your mouth"

    Kid Rock
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    To tell the truth I just searched "Lyrics Fugly" on Google never heard the song but here it is:

    Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a mouldy mango twist
    Reflection like a pizza
    With warts and marls and zits
    And just to even say her name
    You've got to be half pissed
    Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a mouldy mango twist

    When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
    And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
    And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
    They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
    Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
    She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late
    And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit
    Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

    Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a mouldy manbean twist
    Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed
    Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
    Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a Mouldy manbean twist

    When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
    And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
    When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in
    A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
    If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
    Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits
    And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick
    Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a bastard arsehole twist

    Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a bastard arsehole twist
    Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that xxxxxxx sick
    So she bought herself a xxxxx but she couldnt get it stiff
    Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    With a bastard arsehole twist

    Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
    Oh god, shes xxxxxx ugly,
    Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,
    With a hanging hemeroid twist
     
  13. Fernando

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    YOUZA HO!!!! HO!!!!! YOUZA HO!!!

    Ludacris.
     
  14. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I'm here to sing a song, a song about privilege
    The spikes you put on your feet when you were crawling and dancing
    to the top of the human shit pile, shit pile

    Pencil Riot, Stephen Malkmus
     

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